Foong Speaks Her Mind|About life tinged with sarcasm

If you noticed, I have not been blogging much about the current political scene in Malaysia these few days. I figured that all those smut is going to go on for much, much longer and I no longer wish to waste my blog space on all their muck and finger-pointing and whatnots.

It is blardy darn irritating to read about:

1. Sodomee allegations and all those strip or non strip, blood sample or no blood sample, truth or not true, to give report or not to give, DNA or no DNA…whatever

2. Swearing in the name of God and on a Holy book to supposedly prove innocence, to swear or not to swear

3. Hopping froggies aka politicians from one party to another and the indecision to hop or not to hop

4. You implicate me, I sue you, you sue me, I counter sue you, to sue or not to sue

5. To blame or not to blame this or that on one person or the other

6. To call or not to call a person supposedly involved in a murder of the C4 kind to the courts to testify

7. Lies, lies, lies and more lies from one to the other to every other person who opens his mouth

8. To wear or not to wear the songkok when it is not even a ruling for it to be worn

9. To cancel or not to cancel projects that involve millions

10. To allow or not to allow press freedom for more ‘accurate’ news reporting

So, in view of all this muck and annoying nonsense, I am taking a break from being a part-time SoPo blogger (heheh..since I don’t always blog SoPo things anyway) and am concentrating on less controversial things for awhile. This is not because I have received veiled or unveiled threats, it is just that I am much too sick and tired of it all now. Politic schmitick. To heck with them all.

And I shall end with the famous Shakespeare quote:

To be or not to be, that is the question.

There are many types of people in this world but it would seem that the world is full of despicable ones, such as the monsters like murderers and rapists and more scum that you’d ever see at the bottom of a murky stagnant pond.

Other than those criminals who bring fear and pain to their victims, these are the type of people I simply detest:

1. Hypocrites - especially the ones who said they really mean well and wanted only the best for the people and yet turned around and do something else that is NOT for the people…makes you wonder about the definition of ‘ best for the people’ and whether it actually ends with the words ‘to be farked around with’.

2. Politicians - not ALL but most of them. You only need to read the news everyday to see the shenanigans they are up to and all the unsavoury, disgusting, sick shows they are putting up for all to see.

3. Lying jerks - it is one thing if you lie out of necessity (e.g. no, you don’t look fat in that dress or yes, you have the biggest d!@# in the universe) but to lie so that you could get the better of another and cause harm to another being, you are worse than the lowliest, slimiest pond scum ever.

4. Back-stabbers - yeah, sure this is a dog-eat-dog world with people stepping and backstabbing on others to get to the top. However, I find this type of people nothing but a bunch of losers. That’s because if they can’t depend on their own abilities to go up except to back stab others, they obviously are good-for-nothings.

5. Adulterers - whatever the excuse, no matter how ‘right’ it may seem to the person, cheating on your spouse is probably just as bad as being a hypocritical lying jerk, or possibly worse. It is not only irresponsible (because who knows what sort of venereal diseases you could be passing on to your spouse!), it is highly unacceptable. If you wanna fark around, then don’t get married. Remain single for the rest of your life and forget about having a family because it is utterly despicable to subject your family to the pain of your betrayal just because you are ‘bored’ or are too selfish to bother thinking about the consequences of your actions.

6. Malicious nosy people - if you are merely a busybody, I don’t really care. Heck, I can be a real busybody sometimes but to be a busybody and then use the information you gleaned from your kaypohness for malice and other ill-intention means, well, I hate this kind of people. Especially the types who like to poke their noses where it doesn’t belong, look over your shoulders to spy on what you are doing and then use the ‘information’ to spread gossip and untruths maliciously!

7. Wasteful people - I just could not stand it when I see people wasting food, water, electricity, paper and any other resources because in this times of belt-tightening and skyrocketing prices, it is a waste to be wasteful. Each time I go to any buffet event, I feel like smacking those people who heaped their plates with food and then throw out plenty of uneaten food on the plates because they can’t finish it. This always happen especially at free food events.

8. Polluters - Yes, this includes those who smokes in front of babies, young children and pregnant women, those who refused to at least sort out their garbage into recyclables and non-recyclables, those who LOVE to use polystyrene packaging knowing full well the adverse impact of these toxic matter, those who dump anything and everything into the drain and the rivers, those who litter everywhere and all those who does not even give a hoot about the environment and continue to plunder and rape nature by wastage, polluting and cutting down trees.

9. Animal-haters - If only I could kick each person who kicks out at a stray dog or cat, I’d be a happier person. I really do not understand the need for this type of people to kick at the dog / cat that only happen to cross their path. And if they get bitten/ scratched, they blame the poor animal. Well, all I could say is that you blardy well deserved it. Also according to Buddhist believes, you better hope that you don’t get reborn as a stray dog or cat!

10. Cheaters - Especially those who tricked and cheat others into thinking they are the most righteous, honorable, honest, corruption-free, innocent people on earth when it comes to murder scandals, sodomee scandals, etc.

So, there. My list of the most detestable people I have come across recently. Though I don’t wish them harm or dead, I just wish them to get what they rightly deserve.

What goes around, comes around.

In this age and time, it is no longer acceptable to only contact friends via handphones and SMSes or even MMS.Those are considered really outdated now. Besides there is not much you could do via the phone.

Using a handphone, there’s no poking, no giving e-gifts, no petting and feeding fluff or other weird online pets, no checking out each other’s photo albums and leaving cheeky comments, no checking out each other’s acquaintances, no direct online chats, etc, etc….

That is unless you have a PDA phone or an internet browser phone where you can access Facebook.

Yep, Facebook seems to be the new IN thing nowadays and it is gaining more popularity as compared to Friendster. And sadly, I bowed to peer pressure and signed up for an account months ago and initially could not make head or tail out of it in the beginning.

Now, we can say I am a regular pro at Facebooking. Heh. I’ve like a million applications added to my profile page including all those pet thingies and my communications with my friends are through petting (not that kind of petting, you pervert!) and feeding and playing and whatever with their fluff friends or pets or whatever-it-is.

Yep, keeping a friendship alive is so much easier nowadays. No need to talk to the person face to face, no need to call them, no need to even SMS them. So, even if it is a school friend you don’t like at all, you could add him/her to your contacts list and then promptly ignore the fella or even do nasty things to that fella such as kick, bitch slap, spit on, whatever, and the person may not even be offended!

How cool is that.

However, it is definitely NOT cool to do whatever you do on Facebook in real life. Just imagine the scenario:

On Facebook:

Hated enemy number one: Hey, remember me from school? Do add me to your contact list.

You: *thinks ‘hmmm..wonder how she’s doing right now. Bet she’s still single and has gotten fat and ugly’* and promptly clicked to add the person.

Hated enemy number one’s profile page, let’s call her Nishita, showed a gorgeous woman clinging onto a dashing handsome man with a diamond ring on her finger flashing and taking up the whole picture.

You: **thinks ‘Hmmpphh…show off’** Click on the poke Nishita button. Then using the Superpoke application, spit on her.

Nishita: Poked back at you and gave you a flying karate kick.

You: Bitch slap her and send Zombies after her.

Nishita: Uses her Slayer to defeat your Zombies and set Werewolves after you.

And it goes on and on, with attacks and counter attacks until you both tire of the applications.

Now, imagine how it would have turned up in real life:

You bumped into Nishita in a public place.

Nishita: Hi. Remember me from school? Do add me in your contacts list.

You: **did a double take and looked around before turning back to her** Err…you talking to me? Okay.

Nishita: *flashes her HUGE diamond ring and her 100watt fake smile*

You: Poked at her with your sharp fingernail and then spit at her.

Nishita: Hey! Whatcha do that for? **swipes spit from face and rubs the place you poked** Then she poked back at you and gave you a flying karate kick.

You: **fall onto the ground from that kick. Got up and bitch slap her** Then go searching for a zombie to set it on her but failed to find any.

Nishita: *Quickly runs away before this maniac decides to cause her more harm**

See? There’s so much you can do on Facebook that you can’t do in real life! It is really great to release stress too especially when you can bitch slap whomever you want and they will not be offended at all.

Now, excuse me, I need to go punch someone to release some stress (in Facebook of course!!).