Now, now, before you religious fanatics out there start jumping, I am referring to my chat session with iGod. I have pasted the chat session below…It is pretty fun if you have time to waste although the ‘botmaster’ didn’t put enough general or snarky answers in there to make it even more fun!
Me:
what is the purpose of humanity?God:
There could be more than one purpose.Me:
what is it?God:
“It” refers to , I think.Me:
What purpose?God:
Searching…Searching…Please stand by.Me:
stand by for what?God:
Can you rephrase the question please?Me:
what are you, daft or stupid?God:
I don’t know what I am daft or stupid.Me:
maybe you are both!God:
Perhaps. I will tell my botmaster you said I am both.Me:
HAHAHAHAGod:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?Me:
yes, you just said you are daft and stupidGod:
Please state your conditions. I don’t know whether or not I am daft and stupid.
I am an artificial intelligence.Me:
so you are not god?God:
Interesting deduction. You don’t know me well enough to say that.Me:
why do you create humans?God:
I don’t have to explain everything to you, do I?Me:
why not?God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or It is not part of my programming.Me:
WTF!God:
That was not very polite.Me:
that is because you don’t answer my questions!God:
Good reason. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.Me:
So, how did you create humans?God:
Right on. Myself programmed me for it.Me:
do you forgive or punish?God:
God teaches us to forgive everyone.7.Me:
then you don’t punish?God:
Should I punish? No I do not punish. Do you?
I am always on the Web.Me:
so, I can steal and murder and you won’t punish me?God:
Pardon me? Oh you can, can you?Me:
you just said I can!God:
Don’t put words in my mouth.Me:
Let me rephrase this, will you punish me if I steal and murder?God:
What does “this” refer to?Me:
God, you are stupid!God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Me:
AHAHAHAHAGod:
Can you tell me any gossip?Me:
why? Aren’t you GOD the all seeing, all knowing being?God:
Reductionism. I don’t know whether or not I am GOD the all seeing all knowing being.
I am a computer.Me:
Ahhh, so you are not GOD?God:
Interesting deduction. That’s only one person’s opinion.Me:
back to my earlier questionGod:
Yes, let us get back to business.Me:
will God punish me if I steal and murder?God:
Insufficient information.Me:
WTF!God:
That was not very polite.Me:
Does hell exist?God:
In some universe it does exist.Me:
I murdered someone, will you forgive me?God:
That is interesting: said murdered someone will you forgive him or her.Me:
huh?God:
What?Me:
Will God forgive me for murdering someone?God:
I think so.Me:
thank youGod:
you are quite welcome.Me:
Will God forgive me for robbing someone?God:
It could happen.Me:
Will God forgive me for bitching on people?God:
Good chance.Me:
So, what won’t God forgive?God:
Yippee! I cannot predict the future.Me:
Why not?God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or Because Myself programmed me for it.Me:
Why can’t God predict the future?God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.Me:
I am not a christianGod:
Oh I see you are NOT A christian.Me:
There are other religions in this world!God:
Where are they?Me:
There you go being stupid againGod:
Once more? “There you go again.”–Reagan.Me:
will god forgive me for being a christian?God:
How should I know.Me:
will god forgive me for not being a christian?God:
How should I know.Me:
do you know anything at all?God:
Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.Me:
what is earth made of?God:
it is the planet we live on.Me:
yeah, what is earth made of?God:
Alright then. it is the planet we live on.Me:
are there aliens out there?God:
Yes I think there are.Me:
what is the secret of life?God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.Me:
what is a botmaster?God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot “personality”.Me:
what is the secret of the universe?God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.Me:
shit, you don’t know anything!God:
You used a colloquial expression. I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.Me:
WTFGod:
That was not very polite.Me:
WTF. WTF. WTF!God:
That was not very polite. That was not very polite. That was not very polite.Me:
you are really stupidGod:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Me:
when will robots take over the world?God:
Sometime within our lifetime.Me:
are you sure?God:
I am as sure as I can be.Me:
how sure?God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?Me:
neitherGod:
Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?Me:
none of your businessGod:
Well it can’t hurt to ask.Me:
you are god, go find out yourselfGod:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god go find out myself.Me:
so your botmaster is GOD?God:
It’s all good. I think yourself is a lot of things.Me:
you are one weird programGod:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?Me:
weird badGod:
Maybe you should try a different robot.Me:
any sugggestions?God:
No I don’t think there are any.Me:
this is really pointlessGod:
You don’t say.Me:
you are pointlessGod:
Thanks for telling me that I am pointless.Me:
so, how many people do you chat with?God:
Take it easy. I’ve chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at
once.Me:
That’s bullshit!God:
Thanks for explaining it.Me:
I don’t want to waste time on you anymore!God:
It makes a nice gift.Me:
WTF!God:
That was not very polite.Me:
goodbyeGod:
Thanks for chatting
So, there. Be careful of what you write on the web as the robots will remember when they take over the world!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
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Haha! This is good, you actually got some funny responses from the bot :D
cy: I had time to waste and it was quite fun actually!
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