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A tale of L-Bird The Jerk

Once upon a time, there is a monkey called L-Bird The Jerk who thought he is the greatest monkey on earth!
He struts around Monkeysville thinking he is God’s gift to all the world and acts as if he is king and everyone must answer to him.
Now, this L-Bird The Jerk is not known as The [...]

Big breasts or small breasts

Well, it seems like size is really an issue with certain vainpots I know…
Here is a recent conversation I had with a Ms Vainpot:
MV: Sigh, I need to save up more money. Any advice how to do that?
TFB: Huh? Planning overseas holiday ar?
MV: No lah. I just need the money for something la….**shrugs and [...]

Woi, don’t know how to use toilet ar??

I am so sick and tired of dirty people who do not know how to use the public toilets!
I mean, what sort of sick mentality these people have lah?
Some of you dress so cun and some even in suits but go to toilet, mess it all up, leaving dirty floor, dirty toilet seats and litter!!
Shit, [...]

The Thick Skinned Pakcik

It is amazing that there are people so thick skinned that…

he stay on believing that ‘people still want him’ even though there were so many calls asking him to go away

he thinks he is loved and respected by all when nobody talked about him without a sneer on their face

he insists on clinging onto something [...]

Letter to the PM

Dear Pak Lah, Our PM:
I have been wanting to write to you for so long and although I have had the privilege (misfortune?) to have met you a few times, I had thus far refused to move forward amongst the dwindling crowd to shake your hand.
Whilst you are wrapped in your own little Jeannie world [...]