The one on rude people

It is hypocritical and rude people other than myself! Why? Well, simple. I am the Fat Bitch Queen and I have the right to bitch about everyone and everything else but nobody, simply, nobody else has the right to do the same to me!

Just the other day, some idiot who thinks he’s God’s gift to human kind came up to me and told me that I am fat and I need to lose weight as it is not becoming for a woman.

Well, excuse me, you poor excuse of a man. Which part of my rolls of fat offended you? So what if I am fat? So what if I wear plus size clothes?What is it to you? I have news for you, you imbecile.

I may have rolls of fat around my waist and lower body but you have fat in between your ears.

I admit that I am a fat bitch but you are an ugly moron!

I may not have a slim model figure but you have a paunch much bigger than when I was nine months pregnant.

So, who’s calling the kettle black here, huh? Your girth probably rivaled that of an elephant’s and you dared to point your finger at me? Do remember the next time you feel like walking up to your unsuspecting nieces to tell them that they are fat.

Oh, did I neglect to mention that this louse is an uncle? Yep. Though I am not proud to be related to him and even shared the same surname as him, it is sad that I have such an idiotic lousy excuse of a human being for an uncle.

Also, please, the next time you want to open that hole in your face, please use the little grey matter that’s left in that empty glob of yours. I may be up to being called fat but others are not.

It is none of your blardy business whether a stranger is fat or not. So, shut up and stop harassing women workers you chanced upon by calling them fat! Seriously, you must have some mental problem to be going around doing that and thinking you are doing a service to the community.

And to think, my poor aunt is such a nice woman to have such a jerk for a husband.

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