Don’t you just hate it when some snooty overbearing jerk revels in any of your failures or mis-steps or mistakes with an ‘I told you so’ accompanied with an all-knowing smirk that you wished you could wipe off the snooty face?
Well, jerks like this tend to thrive on others’ fall or mistakes and simply loved to rub it in with the much hated snooty ‘I told you so’. So, to all those who wish to b!tch-slap such snooty overbearing jerks, here are some witty comebacks to make them shut up.
Jerk: I told you so, you should not have done that.
Witty Comeback: Oh, really, you did? Since when did the biggest jerk on earth died and made you his successor?
Jerk: I told you that you will become fat from all that binging
Witty Comeback: And I told you that no amount of plastic surgery could help you because you are so ugly you scare even ogres out on a rampage
Jerk: I told you that you will end up like this…
Witty Comeback: I am telling you now that you will end up worse than me since you are very low in the IQ department
Jerk: I told you that you will not succeed…
Witty Comeback: Thank you but I did not intend to succeed in the first place because it was an experiment and I ENJOYED it.
Jerk: I told you so
Witty Comeback: (in a very sarcastic tone) Oh thank you very much. You are my saviour, my hero, my life, my everything NOT.
Jerk: Serves you right for not listening to me
Witty Comeback: But I listened to you. I purposely refused to do as you say because you are such a dimwitted dork and if I had followed what you said, I’d probably ended up worst!
Jerk: I told you so that you should have been more ladylike / masculine like me
Witty Comeback: What and become a total failure dipwad like you?
Jerk: I told you so
Witty Comeback: Thank you. Anything else you want to add?
Jerk: Yeah, you should have listened to me
Witty Comeback: And den?
Jerk: Well, you would not end up like this if you had listened to me
Witty Comeback: And den?
Jerk: I told you…
Witty comeback: And den? And den? And den? And den?
If all methods fail, you can always fall back on the very mundane and absolutely effective,
‘SO WHAT?’
Happy dissing snooty irritating annoying jerks.
I told you so !!!!
If papa knew what you have done, he will come after you with a parang !!!!
engineer: and den?