What women think

No, men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus. As a woman, I can safely testify that I absolutely do not come from Venus. Honest, cross my heart and hope to die.

Now that we have got that out of the way, I am sure many men always wondered what makes a woman tick and wondered what goes on in a woman’s mind. Usually, they always misunderstood the fairer sex.

This is despite the fact that both sexes are from the same planet and should be able to communicate without any barriers.

So, here are some ‘translation’ of the actions / words by the Woman 2.0. Well,  it is only for some Woman 2.0 versions, not all because each version is different and it takes years and years and years to be able to understand the whole Woman version.

Disclaimer: This post should not be taken as the whole total exact truth because translated version vary according to different versions of Woman 2.0.

1. I am not hungry, so you decide where we eat.

Translation: I am ravenous and you better know what is my favourite food and where I like to eat and bring me there instead of some dinky place with lousy food.

2. Do I look fat in this?

Translation: You better say ‘No, you look wonderful in anything’ or else….

3. Should I wear this or this?

Translation: You must choose the one which truly looks gorgeous on me or else you will have to wait another three hours for me to choose another outfit

4.  **stormy expression and is very quiet**

Translation: You better be prepared for a storm because I am darn pissed off with you right this moment.

5. Oh, nothing. (when asked what’s wrong?)

Translation: You call yourself my boyfriend / husband when you do not even know I am depressed because I just missed that promotion / put on weight / broke a nail / missed a super sale / have PMS?

6. I am okay, we can watch any movie you choose.

Translation: You better buy tickets to the romantic comedy showing instead of the action-packed thriller or else you will have to put up with two hours of stony cold silence.

7. Oh, you go ahead and watch football. I can find something else to do.

Translation: You jerk! How dare you place football as more important than me. Just you wait, I will think of a way to get back at you.

8. I don’t feel like going out, can we hang out at my place instead?

Translation: No, this does not mean you can jump on me and expect a night of unbridled passionate sex. This literally means I want to stay in just to watch some old movie reruns or DVDs.

9. I have a headache. Can we do it next time?

Translation: I am darn tired and I do not feel like grunting under the sheets with you. And no, you do not look sexy in that silly boxer shorts / costume / etc and you grabbing my breasts is NOT a turn on for me.

10. I’m busy, I can’t go out tonight or this week or next week. (for those still dating)

Translation: Consider yourself dumped because I am not interested to go out with you ever again.

11. I’m busy, why don’t you go on over to your parents’ place first? (for married couples)

Translation: I hate your parents. WTF are you dragging me there every few days!!???!!

12. Mmmmm….err….that feels good…

Translation: Yawn…is this what you call foreplay?

13. You are the greatest lover I ever had…

Translation: NOT! I am just saying this to pander to your manly ego.