Foong Speaks Her Mind

Darn it. My son is throwing a tantrum.

Do you know for what?

For a packet of Mister Potato chips. Can you believe that? I mean, I don’t usually give him potato chips because well, it is just not something you give a two-year-old (not when I can eat it all by myself, heh). Especially not a hyperactive two-year-old who may just start bouncing off the walls from all that extra energy from potato chips.

But then you know what that absolutely smart kid did to get his way? Well, I won’t tell you how he did it but you can watch it yourself here:

Luckily he doesn’t know how to open the packet…muahahahah….(more for me, me, me!)

Then I realised something. I could be on my way to Old Trafford with that type of performance from my son. The plot is simple. Easy. And absolutely devious.

I just sic my son on anyone with Mister Potato and they will give in immediately and hand over their Mister Potato willingly. No need to beg. No need to ask. No need to steal. MUAHAHAHAHAH….***rubs hands gleefully***

This is so much better than buying Mister Potato by the loads.

What has Mister Potato got to do with going to Old Trafford?

Don’t you know?

The more Mr Potato you eat, the more chances you have of getting to Old Trafford. Yep, I can practically smell the cool crisp English air and hear the cheers of people inside the stadium with every crunch of the Mister Potato chips.

Can’t you taste it? All you need to do is to buy as many Mister Potato chips as you can, keep the seals and pouches to collect football points and then send it in to Mister Potato Football Contest. They are giving out 30 tickets to the top 30 with the highest football points.

One of these = 3 points

Not only you get a chance to tour the Stadium and Museum in Manchester, the top three with the most collected points will also get RM5,000! That’s cold hard cash for you to spend while there.

That’s not all, if you are among the top five monthly collectors, you’ll also get to win specially autographed jerseys by Cristiano Ronaldo, Michael Ballack, Fernando Torres, Nani and Cesc Fabregas. Just imagine, wearing these jerseys and showing off to your friends!

Psstt….guess what? My Trafford Team Holiao, led by KY and Sultan Muzaffar, has come up with five creative and absolutely secret ways to win the tickets. Shhh…don’t let on that I am telling you this, but I am going to give you all the links to their videos so you can find out how they plan to collect the Mister Potato seals and pouches.
Start with the very first episode at KYspeaks.com, then pay yapthomas.com a visit for the second episode before going on to Hamlet’s Hero and then Satkuru.com for the third and fourth episodes. Once you are finished here, head on over to Date and Dine with Deb for the sixth episode. Each episode is equally interesting and so brilliant, you will be blown away. Finally, check out the last episode at Sultan Muzaffar.

Seriously.

You will learn more ways to get Mister Potato without spending too much on it than you thought possible.

Don’t believe me? Go check those videos out lar.

By the way, anyone with Mister Potato stocks right now? My son wants to pay you a visit…

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