NO!
I hope that is loud and clear enough to all the kaypohchees (busybodies) out there who just can’t wait for me to get knocked up again.
And if that big resounding NO still did not get through to your thick head and make you understand, let me explain the meaning of NO.
It means:
1. It is NONE of your blardy business whether I am pregnant or not because YOU ARE NOT the father.
2. It is also NONE of your blardy business because YOU ARE NOT paying for the medical costs, the delivery costs, the bringing-up-a-child costs.
3. It is NONE of your blardy business because YOU ARE NOT THE ONE to have to go around looking like a pregnant bloated beached whale with endless stretch marks for months before enduring unbearable torture and I am not even referring to the labour process!
4. It is NONE of your blardy business whether I had sex with my husband when or where or how many times a week because by asking if I am pregnant or not is the same as asking ‘Are you having sex with your husband?’
5. I am fat because I eat a lot and you are welcome to call me fat but IT IS EXTREMELY annoying/ irritating to be asked if I am pregnant just because I put on a few kgs so now I am going around wearing plus size clothes.
6. What the hell is wrong with going straight out and telling me ‘You have put on weight’ or ‘You need to go on a diet’ or even the more direct, frank ‘You are fat’ instead of asking me if I have a baby on the way! It ISN’T more flattering than the other direct statements and I find it EVEN MORE insulting, as if all we women ever do is to get pregnant and produce babies.
Grrr….I just hate KPCs like that who thinks they have the right to stare at my tummy and at the sight of a tiny bulge or any bulge at all, they’d pounce like a hungry cat on a mouse. They’d come right up to me and pat my tummy and with a knowing smile say:
“Another baby on the way?”
And each time, I feel like wiping that knowing smirk off their KPC faces with a manlike punch. No girly slaps, womanly hair pulling or screechy catfights for me! But of course I didn’t because it is often KPCs like this tend to choose their timing perfectly, as in, in public places where any commotion may cause me to end up behind bars.
Heck, I am not a superslim supermodel so yes, I have loads of lumps and bulges and blimps and spare tyres EVERYWHERE because I AM fat. So, call me fat. Call me obese. Call me hippo or elephantine or a beached whale or a fat cow. Or even fat bitch. I don’t care.
But to pat my tummy (which I HATE. Nobody BUT nobody is allowed to touch any of my spare bulges, blimps, rolls, fleshiness or whatever except for TH) and say I am pregnant….you are asking for it!
Also, WHAT the hell does my being pregnant have to do with anyone at all except for TH and my son? Unless you want to pay for hospital costs, diaper costs, living costs and education costs of any baby I may or may not be pregnant with, then blardy shut the hell up.
Rant over.
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Noses of smoke
Eyes of fire
Baby talk rekindles life
A journey a guy can’t have it
He can only watch
Maybe imagining
Then you have the busybodies
Tearing down the stairs just to say
True or false they don’t understand
They wish to add their weight of advice
Socially they don’t ask straight away
They ask the obvious making you smile angrily
It is none of their business
Yet the busybodies can make a day gone miserably
Just look around
In social gathering
You will hear the whisper
The talking of who and who
As if there is nothing else to discuss
About married life………………
Just tell point black
Look at them
‘I am what I am
It is none of your businesses’
Remember too
Every one will meet these busybodies
You can’t hide from them
They are there