Foong Speaks Her Mind

The final unauthorised, unproven, unreal, unwanted

uncensored, unpredictable, unbelievable version

of tales from Bodohland

(Read part one here and part two here)

(Final part of the parody - also not found in Malaysiakini)

The sun is setting on Bodohland.

The war between the tribes of Ugmo and Justes continues on. Despite the sufferings of the people, both tribes were completely blind to it. They were still very much embroiled in their Sodomee project and taking pride in swearing over the Supreme Book. One tribe is blaming the other and while the other tribe purportedly talk about the sufferings of the people but was drawn into the petty fights and mud-slinging.

Ugmo is intend on destroying every last vestige of dignity of the Justes leader, Inwar Abraham. They made damn sure that the people continue to read and hear about the Sodomee project but they did not know it is killing the people. A mere mention of the word Sodomee has people dropping dead like flies. It has caused more and more people becoming sick and tired each time the word Sodomee came up.

Meanwhile, the Ugmo chief Fark Lah continues to live in delusion. He has visions of grandeur thinking he is the most loved person in the whole of Bodohland. He thinks the Ugmo tribe is still the strongest and most loved and wanted tribe EVER, especially with their professionalism in under table money, lying and spreading half-truths to cheat the people.

“The people are still very confident with the way we lie and cheat them. Nobody could do it better than us so I am certain, they will insist that we remain as the ruling tribe especially when the time comes for them to choose between Ugmo and Justes,” he told the Bodohland press proudly.

His second in command Rajeeb Nazak continue to pretend he has lost his senses while at the same time going around looking like a smug cat that had swallowed a whole pigeon. After all, Fark Lah had told anyone who would listen that Rajeeb is soon to be the leader of Ugmo.

Rajeeb continue to say:

“I know nothing. I am absolutely brainless and clueless about anything,”

Then recently, due to the possibility of leading the whole rich Ugmo tribe and visions of more riches going his way, Rajeeb changes his tune. He pretended to be intelligent and tried to act all ‘leader-ly’. He did not know that people sneer and laugh at him behind his pompous back.

As for the Sodomee project, more developments surfaced. Nezam, the undecided buffoon who jumped from tribe to tribe and now back in Ugmo, threatened Inwar with the Blinded Justis monster.

“I know all about Inwar and since I am a dirty, lying, conniving jerk intend on only destroying Inwar because it would give me the best power trip ever, I am sure I could throw the Nojustis monster at him after activating the blinded justis monster,” he sniggered at the thought and rubbed his hands gleefully.

Shitefool has launched into a swearing campaign because the assmatization probably got to his brain. He now swears at everything on sight and insists on holding onto the Supreme Book while swearing. His brains were shot from all that assmatization and possible lack of contact with real women.

Bodohland is fast becoming known for its warring tribes, the sex, murder, lies and treachery of the tribes against the people. So much so that the Britenland is mulling the idea of a barricade to stop Bodohland people from going there and disappearing just because they could not find a living in Bodohland.

Over at the Perlaymen, the tribes are preparing another round of ugly battle. Bloodshed was expected for the Justes tribe had started the first step to get rid of Fark Lah. Even some Ugmo accomplice’s have turned and planned to take the Justes’ side. The ultimate Pariahs have been invited to control any possible bloodshed.

Paranoia has set in. Justes is once again being painted as the BAD tribe while Ugmo put on thick defences to appear as the BEST ever Bodohland could ever have. The battle has just begun and it may not be but another few months before Bodohland people could see any hope of all this squabbling, quibbling and finger pointing stopping for good.

The people wanted work done. They wanted cheaper food. Better places to stay in. Less talk about the now infamous Sodomee project. They demanded change. Will they get it?

The tale of Bodohland continues on and the future is not yet revealed although guesswork are aplenty. Time will take its course and under Ugmo, Bodohland is destined to fall. A wasteland is a foreseeable future which could be avoided.

So, now, it is all up to Justes and the people of Bodohland.

For an official and un-parody version of what is going on now, check it out at Malaysiakini.

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