Foong Speaks Her Mind

I swear (not in the name of God, although it is now an in-thing to do so) our country is going to the dogs. No, not the four-legged furry kind. More like the idiotic, moronic, two-legged kind who supposedly have brains and intelligence but these qualities seemed to have disappeared along with sense and sensibility. And I am not only referring to the monkeys in parliament.

Reading the news today, I would really have to agree COMPLETELY with the police that the roadblocks in KL is DARN effective. It is SO effective in creating gridlocks of traffic congestion. I have to really give it to them. While other governments try to solve traffic congestion problems, ours CREATE traffic congestion. And they do it so wonderfully effective too!

Then, there is this group whom I shall call the anti-blogger group intend on tagging all bloggers as nothing but liars and out to create mischief with their online gossiping and smear campaigns. Well, they could not have been even more accurate.

We ARE nothing but a bunch of liars out to spread lies and untruths and treacherous information to the general public. It is the very reason we exist! **insert evil laughter here**

Forget about all the talk in coffee shops, in the homes of the normal Malaysians, over the fences between neighbours, over the phone between friends, over expensive coffee at expensive coffee places, over nasi lemak at mamak stalls and through SMS over all phone networks. These word of mouth could not beat the INVINCIBLE lying bloggers in the whole of blogosphere!

After all, EVERY single Malaysian and citizen of the world read blogs. They can’t formulate their own conclusions. They don’t have their own opinions. They are blind to all that’s happening. They ONLY rely on blogs to tell them what to think, what to feel and what to do.

Even the pakcik in some kampung who could barely afford to pay for his daily meals have a superfast internet connection at home with a state of the art laptop for him to read blogs to find out the latest news and to find out what to think.

Yep. We bloggers have the POWER to INFLUENCE everyone. From the bawling babies who could barely read to the 100-year-old half blind woman tottering on the brink of death, EVERYONE reads blogs to be told what to think. They ALL believe blogs more than newspapers. We bloggers are like the KINGS/ QUEENSof information and mind controllers. So, we spread lies ALL the time. Bwahahahahahaha!

If you are a blogger, give yourself a pat on the back. You have become the KING / QUEEN of information and mind control (although sadly, we can’t seem to control the minds of certain groups of people). There is no higher honour than this, man.

If you are not a blogger, too bad. Isn’t it time you start blogging?

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