A brand new infamous parody
in the likes of the previously released Bodohland tales
Not found in Malaysiakini
In a faraway land, there lived different packs of various dog breeds. A long time ago, the land was already inhabited by Oree dogs before the mongrels turned up and declared that it belonged to them. Around the same time, other dog breeds, Ceens and Indds, came over to the land too since it was heard that food are aplenty in this foreign land.
Fast forward to present day. The mongrels have taken over everything. There is even a special pack called the Beens that commanded all other dogs to heed their leadership. The Orees, Ceens and Indds were left to fend for themselves. Everything the Beens do it is for themselves. Even other weaker mongrels were left in the dust.
Things were turning from bad to worse. The Beens were becoming even more arrogant. Some could go so far as to tell all the dogs that the Ceens does not belong to the land and thus, they do not have any privileges at all. When the fact is, the land does not even belong to the Beens or the mongrels. It is a land of the Gods and if they want to go by the unspoken, unwritten rule that the first pack to settle in takes all, it means the land belonged to the Orees. Not the Beens, not the mongrels, not the Ceens and not the Indds. But since the mongrels came in and formed the Beens, they decided to take over the rule of the land. The Ceens and Indds were too busy eeking out a living to bother that much. The Beens pretended to fight for all dogs but took exclusive care of only their breeds, the mongrels.
It was all peaceful for a while.
Until recently. Some mongrels are envious of what the Ceens and some Indds have achieved. They wanted more. They want to grab everything the Ceens have earnt and since there are so little Indds, they ignored this minor group. So, through the Beens, they set up ways and means to openly take what they want, demand what they want and get what they want at the expense of the Ceens and the Indds. To their thinking, the hard-earned success of the Ceens belonged to them, the mongrels, the Beens. Many of the mongrels were lazy and do not want to work for their food so they decided to go the easy way, go to the Beens and demand that the Ceens give them what they deserve as the self-proclaimed owners of the land.
This have caused much dissent amongst the different dog breeds. The Indds were unhappy that they were not getting enough food because of the mongrels’ greedy nature. The Ceens were unhappy that their hard-earned food were being forcibly taken and given to the mongrels. The Orees, which had remained trodden and forgotten at large, were also very unhappy. Some mongrels were also unhappy that the Beens were getting everything while those not in this specialised packs are also forgotten like the Indds.
Then came a special mongrel of the Peeker pack. This mongrel promised everything to all the dog breeds. Now, this mongrel, known as Deesay, used to be from the Beens but was kicked out at one point due to pack leaders spat. He has since formed his own pack and now is back in the action.
He planned to take over the Land of the Dogs and have been making his rounds telling any mongrel, Ceen, Indd and Oree that would listen of his plans to rid the land of Beens.
Will he succeed?
It seems, the leader of the Beens pack is adamant that it would not happen and also asked all dogs to think of what the Beens had done all this while.
We have another two weeks before the final verdit comes. So, will the dogs have their day in the Land of the Dogs?
We shall see, won’t we?
Copyright © Foong Speaks Her Mind
Disclaimer: The Land of the Dogs is purely a work of fiction based on true happenings but does not refer to any individual, dead or alive, directly. All characters are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes. No dogs have been harmed in the production of this piece.
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The running dogs from Sabah and Sarawak should read and prepare the “Jumping” over for the fate of their fella comrades.
If no action is taken now,these running dogs would become a parasite dogs.
Foong, you managed to compress a complex story into its basic form – which allows us to see the skeleton of who we are in this land. This is indeed a CRUCIAL turning point in our political evolution. The only argument BN has is that they have always been in charge, why fix what isn’t broken? Well, the flush doesn’t work… and we can’t stand the STINK anymore.
Too many unsinkable TURDS floating around calling themselves TUNS and TAN SRIS, hoohah!!! DSAI is Harry the Freelance Plumber (remember the Terry Gilliam movie, ‘Brazil’?)
Antaress last blog post..EARTH: Paradise or Prison Planet?
Anonymous said…
In 2004 GE11, the Malaysian Voters have had given the PeeM AAB 90% of the seats in Parliament with a Mandate of almost full support but what had he done to Malaysia, with his arrogance, he tried to oppress & betray the Rakyats and mismanage the Government and suppressed the MSM News and spun lies and deceits. What could PeeM AAB ever do anything to Ahmad Ismail??? As he himself professes & shares like-minded with Ahmad Ismail the same common seditious thoughts.
Light-up the Candles now and but justice for all ISA detainees come the new dawn of Malaysia soon.
Where is the justice & freedom of expression because all our MSM News are suppressed or spun, where have the Truth and Merdeka gone to, perhaps the goons under BN Government, ok??? Malaysia is going backwards after 51 years instead of going forward under the Racist UMNO, calling the “Chinese Squatters” to leave and “Babi Cabinet” if Anwar wins Permantang Pauh and if he forms the Pakatan Rakyats’ Federal Government. What independence is there when there is none but a Police State in the making and where is the Justice for Altantuya and those in the ISA detention without trial or rights of appeal to seek natural justice???
The UMNO Government is afraid that more cans of worms will be spilled by RPK and therefore they banned his blogsite which is a futile attempt to block information in this IT age, of course this is because of this Present Moronic Government is corrupt and dirty therefore on the pretext of helping the Rakyats, they could extract, swindle and plunder more money from the Budget Deficit and with most of the Deficit Money coming from Petronas. Look for example at the Crystal Mosque’s and Mariner Club’s Fiasco in Terengganu’s Billions in Wang Ehsan, Billions had been lost as white elephants. The cancellation of the Johore Scenic Bridge, Penang Second Bridge and LRT Projects at the whims and fancies of the Flip Flop, Incompetent and Sleeping PeeM at the last minutes is wasting Multi Millions Ringgits in Public Funds had shown proof of the PeeM’s mismanagement of the Government and wastage of the Public Financial Resources and all these wasted funds could not be salvaged to aid and assist the Malaysian Poor Citizens of all races. If Malaysia still keep him in power it will further damage and erode the Wealth of our Nation and our National Wealth could be decimated in no time.
The same could happen to all the empty promises of aid and help to the Rakyats these could all be lip service only unless it is monitored by reputable NGOs. On the irreversible Food Prices inflation, the unnecessary Moronic previous price hike on Petrol & Diesel had caused great permanent damage to the Food Price Structure and even if the price cut to Petrol and Diesel revert to their original prices prior to their hike, it will not revert the Food prices back to their original state and only the PeeM is to be solely blamed for his unwarranted Fuel Price Hike. His 2009 budget did not help the Rakyats’ quelled their immediate hardship suffered nor did that help them solve their Transport Problems immediately with multiple schemes but none available immediately with all the empty rhetorics but nothing concrete that could solve their immediate problems after years of neglect from this incompetent sleeping PeeM. As it is he is still sleeping and still unaware of what the 27 Million Rakyats wanted, needed and aspired to have coming soon??? Come Sept 16, 2008 send him home to sleep forever he is no longer needed.
If the budget deficit comes out of Petronas profits it is not so bad. The worst is if the deficit is funded by loans borrowed from the Arabs!!!
The unthinkable is BN borrow and borrow and when they do get kicked out, the incoming new government has to pay for it.
This is a reality. Remember when Pak Lah first took office, he had to cancell some of the mega projects because Mahatir had already emptied the cupboards and there was no money left!!!
How much Malaysia owes in loans from overseas we don’t really know. But I wouldn’t be at all surprised that we owe hundreds of billions.
When you have a deficit budget that means your expenditure is greater than your income. Malaysia has been living beyond it’s means for the last 30 years, so you can guess how much money we owe.
Diam was well known to have pocketed billions from the loans Malaysia borrowed from Japan and the UK in form of “commissions.”
This is all to be revealed in a soon to be released book about Diam when he was the finance minister.
Fancy, the country’s finance minister getting a personnal commission when he borrowed money for and on behalf of Malaysia!!!!
Wah…you people leave such long comments for a work of fiction wan ah? If like this I must write novels already lor…
Neve mind. U are most welcomed to entertain yourselves….heheheheheh…