Foong Speaks Her Mind

The word sex is such a sensitive and taboo word. The moment someone say the word sex, it will definitely elicit several types of reaction. Here I list for you ten reactions when you talk about sex:

1. **GASP***choke*** “Shhhh…don’t say it out so loud” or “How dare you say that dirty word?”  - this is from the prude, otherwise known as the narrow minded person (not necessarily old, mind you) who thinks sex is a dirty three letter word to be relegated to the same category as fu*k and the likes of KNN, CCB, etc, etc,etc…

2. *raised eyebrow, dilated pupils, sometimes tongue hanging out, saliva dripping, pants tenting* ‘You want it now?’ or ‘Let’s do it now, babe’ - this is usually from the chikopek (otherwise known as the leery sex-crazed jerk) who thinks that everything in skirt is fair game.

3. *widened eyes, all ears* “Who did it with who? Where? When? Is she / he married? Details, details” - this is, of course, from the kaypohchees (otherwise known as busybody gossip mongers) who loves nothing better than a tale of sex and betrayals and affairs to feed their tiny little minds so that they could spread it to the whole wide world.

4. *grimace and a resigned look* “Not today, I have a headache, honey” - err…need I even explain what type of people usually uses this line?

5. *grimace with barely veiled guilty look* “Err, I’m tired darling. I had a tough day at work,” or “I thought you have a headache? I don’t want to make it worse. Why don’t you rest and go to bed early?” - now, this is a tricky one. It is usually used by the lying, conniving, cheating husband that cheats on his wife and after having extracurricular activities outside, naturally he doesn’t want sex with his wife anymore! Of course, sometimes the louse is not even around to give that kind of excuse.

6. *grimace and hurriedly pretended to be busy* “Why don’t you go ask mom / dad about it? I’m busy right now” - this is often used by the smart parent who does not want to go into the lengthy, often cringe-inducing talk about sex with the children.

7. *shock expression and whips out handcuffs* “You are now being placed under ISA for threatening the security of the country by mentioning this word that could have people going into a crazed dangerous orgy that could bring the nation down” - again, do I even need to explain who will most definitely say this? Judging from the way they misuse the ISA, anything IS possible.

8. *confused look and scratches head* “Er, no thanks. I already have my own sex, I don’t want yours” - this is usually the ultra blur, dumb person who thinks sex only stands for gender as in male or female and nothing else.

9. *sly look and whips out furry handcuffs* “Why I didn’t know you are into this type of stuff…” - this line will pop up if you said the word sex with the wrong type of people at the wrong setting, like say in a BDSM shop with someone in leathers.

10. *Suspicious, wary look, narrowed eyes* “If you say anything else, I’d charge you for sexual harassment” - not necessarily coming from a female only because nowadays, anyone can charge anyone for sexual harassment if you so happen to mention the word sex in front of them and they think you are sexually harassing them.

Now that you know the types of reactions the word sex could bring, remember to be careful how and who you say it to. When you want to talk about sex, do it at the right time, venue and place, okay.

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