If that does not give you a clue at all…
What about this
Ready to be packed
That bikini of mine is about four years old already when I bought it from a trip to LA. I got it from one of those big flea markets in LA. The other two swimming trunks belong to the two men in my life lor.
Though I can still fit into it, I have too much jiggly bits (not to mention the millions of stretch marks everywhere) to wear that and strut around in it. Sigh….gone are the days when I can wear bikinis without worrying about some unsightly bit hanging out or mountains of jiggling flesh or the network of silver and reddish stretch marks all over.
Haih…..
Always remember to pack the swimwear first
A few times already, we had forgotten to pack along our swimwear and ended up not being able to go for wonderful swims in azure seas or buying some overpriced swimwear there. So, just to be sure, the swimwear goes in first.
No, I am not going to wear the bikini. Just bringing it along as a ‘spare’ suit. Probably going to hide it under a tent of a shirt, heheh. My old one-piece swimsuit already rosak so I went and bought a brand new one. The new suit is hanging out back drying before I pack it into the luggage, that’s why it’s not in the picture.
By now, you must have guessed that we are going on a holiday to a place with beaches and the sea. I don’t know why, must be the deep-seated islander within me, but I always loved going for holidays near the sea, islands or the coast. As long as its near the sea, I will want to go.
So, where are we going?
Here are some clues….
Blue skies and turquoise sea
They have interesting food
Just look at the beautiful view
By the time you read this, I will probably be on my way there with husband and son in tow. Yeah, another time-stamped post…
So, keep on guessing.
Whoever with the first correct guess will win a mysterious prize, a souvenir, from wherever I am going.
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This first part is a true story….a woman forgot to pack her swimming costume so she had to buy one from the local department store. To her horror the swimming costume became transparent after it got wet !!!
The rest is my imagination at work, the woman went back to the store to get a refund. The shop assistant refused because she claimed the costume had already been used.
The woman customer started screaming “pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples” and a crowd started to gather around. The Store manager came running in and ask the woman why she is screaming “pinch my nipples”.
The dissatified woman customer respond “I like my nipples pinched while I am getting screwed.” The crowd started clapping and cheering. She got her refund. Kekekekeke (hum sup laugh)
Ah Foong….remember this if you have to return a swimming costume for a refund.
I never wear a bikini before and never will. Sial meh… Cannot simply show my three layer. Only for the eyes of special one.
You allow me to guess how many time?
1. Sabah
2. Phuket
3. Bali
Choonies last blog post..My first free gift
HAHAHA! Engineer, we can always count on you for a good tale (tail?).
Foong, remember to take photos of yourself too and show us lah! We want to see for ourselves. No need to talk talk.
Imagine the beach
Attracting the hordes of people
Men and Women ogling season
I had my share
Knowing of nude parade
On the sandy hot siesta
Under the shade of cashew nut trees
Plastic shades erected shading against the sun
Sun lounges lying rows on the beach
The Caucasians lay out half naked
Exposing it to the hot light
The locals staring
Enjoying the cheap thrills in their eyes
Of the naked half bodies lying around
In the hot sun on the sandy ground
Beach and windy breeze
Building castles porous on the hands
Erecting dreams waves and wind
Take it away before it can see light of day
The natural shadows
Swaying by the hot light
Casting dreams of many sights
Imagining it once I was there
The beach, the waves, the breeze
Yeah…about naked bodies
It dances in the eyes
p/s phuket island. the cluster of islands can fool some of langkawi