In a perfect world

…the real person behind the murder of a Mongolian model will be incarcerated

…politicians and lawyers can’t lie to save their lives

…corruption only belonged in fiction books

…freedom of religion really mean freedom of religion and is not merely a phrase with lots of hidden meanings.

…human rights is not only confined to the elite while the rest of the normal citizens do not have any rights

…freedom of speech is not a pipe dream but a reality

…eating that darn chocolate cake will not immediately add inches to my hips

…all models are a size 10 and size 0 does not exist

…men do not cheat on their wives

…women do not cheat on their husbands

…children were not abused and left for dead

…vegetables and fruits tastes EXACTLY like chocolate

…ALL chocolates are zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat and yet still taste like a slice of heaven

…people do not meddle and criticise another person’s religion and believes

…everyone is colour blind so that they will not discriminate others just because of their skin colour

…animals were not abused and hunted to extinction

…the earth is not being slowly destroyed and polluted by the human’s follies

…everyone is treated equally regardless of race, religion, sex or station in life

…my blog will be amongst the top blogs of the world

…nobody could be bitchier than me and I could return any bitchiness behind my back IN KIND without repercussions

…all in-laws do not meddle in the lives of their DILs/ SILs

…the boss is always wrong and has to answer to the employees

…we are all millionaires in our own right

…money grows on trees

…evil deeds shall be rewarded with just punishments

…busybodies sticking their noses where it doesn’t belonged will also receive just punishments

…promises that were made are kept and not simply forgotten

…governments do not cheat the people and really do care for the welfare of the people

…poverty and hunger does not exist

…people would realise that this blogger can write what the hell she wants in this blog and if they don’t like it, they can shove it up their @$$

…food contamination does not exist

…pollution does not exist

…bombs do not exist

…the air is cleaner

…the water clean and crystal clear

…absolute idiots are not allowed to be leaders of a nation

…we are not doomed to extinction to suffer similar fate of the endangered species we have driven to near extinction

…I know how and when I will die so I can plan ahead

…I don’t have to be so blardy careful with what I write everytime I update this blog

…backstabbers will be drawn and quartered

…people know for sure that my blogging personality and ME as a person are TWO COMPLETELY different things

Sigh…but then, we don’t live in a perfect world, do we?

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