Here’s a p0rno clip with even a ménage à trois (that’s threesome to you clueless people!) thrown in!

I had a good laugh when I first saw this ‘p0rno’ video clip by Durex I got through the email. But then I forgot all about it and then was reminded about it by Choonie so here it is for all of you who have not seen it or received it over the email:

See? Didn’t I say there’s even a ménage à trois thrown in too? LOL.

Talking of which, I know threesomes is like one of the greatest male fantasy ever. I am certain many men have had fantasies of getting it on with two women (hopefully using Durex!) especially with twins. Of course, there’s this favourite male fantasy of getting it on with lesbians, like Engineer.

I wonder why?

Anyone care to explain? What about women? Do women have such fantasies? You know, like wanting to have a sexual marathon with two men at the same time? Anyone?

I remember watching a really bad B-grade movie of a guy who had a steady girlfriend and got her to agree to have a threesome with some other girl. Don’t even ask how I ended up buying the stupid pirated DVD. I thought it was some goofy comedy romance but it just turned out to be a really bad, boring, drawn out movie with some tame sex scenes thrown in, a bit of nudity, very very bad dialogue and no, it is not even a p0rno movie.

Anyway, back to the storyline of the movie. The guy got another girl to come and join him and his girlfriend for a threesome. Weirdly enough, the girlfriend helped him choose the girl. So, anyway, after a few times, the girlfriend started getting really, really jealous of the ‘other girl’ and thinks that her boyfriend is paying the other girl more attention than her. So, they ended up arguing most of the time. Finally, they broke up over this.

So, as much as it sounds fun to have a threesome, I doubt that it would work in reality. No, that’s not based on the movie but based on the basic nature of women. Most women do not like to share their men. Of course, there are a few exceptions but generally, no woman likes to share. It is just the same, which man like to share their girlfriend/ wife?

I guess it is a territorial thing. I know, many would say this is not asian culture. WTF. Whoever is talking about culture here eh? Sex is sex. You can be any race, any religion, any blardy effing skin colour and you will still have sex with someone at some point in your life (except for monks and nuns). At the very least, it is because of sex between your parents that you are here. So there.

Which brings to mind, who has been to the sex parties that is the talk of town? It is really good to know that there are condoms lying around BUT not good to know that those kids are not using the condoms. It is one thing to be farking around freely but to do it unprotected? Damn, how stupid can they get? Never heard of STDs and HIV ah? Getting knocked up is beside the point (what with the morning after pills and whatnots) but getting STDs and HIV is not a little matter.

So, to all of you ménage à trois people and sex party people, who and how you want to have sex with is your personal choice but do it with some intelligence.

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