No lah, not me. I am very prim and proper wan…*ahem* but I wouldn’t mind being categorised under the ‘young age’ category now…wakakakakaka…I am not going to go all preachy and act all shocked with this piece of news yesterday.
Heck, it is really time for people to realise that teenagers ARE having sex, regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation. I mean, if having ‘the talk’ about sex almost never happen in most households, then these teens will go looking for answers elsewhere: friends, internet, own experimentation. It is only natural. All teens are curious. And rebellious. And gatal are in puberty.
Okay, I’m not going to launch into a long lecture about premarital sex and sexual disease and teen pregnancy,etc. I am sure a lot of other people will be hopping mad with that news and start spewing righteous crap about it. FFS. Just accept the fact la. No matter how much you condemn it, teens will still hump each other like bunnies in heat. So, it is not our culture BUT it is still happening. Deal with it!
If you are a parent and is worried about here, here are some tips on how to deal with this:
1. Since you can’t stop your teenager from sneaking around behind your back and getting it going with a partner, sit her or him down and talk about birth control and sexually transmitted diseases like HIV.
2. Better still, arm yourself with horrid graphic pictures of STDs and plaster it on the walls on your teen’s room with the message: ‘If you are not careful, this could be you’.
3. Then, go out and buy some condoms and give it to your teen with the reminder to use it if they really want to go ahead and have sex. Hey, if you can’t stop them, might as well make damn sure they are not spreading STDs and getting knocked up (or knocking someone up!)
4. If your teen is a girl, just show her documentaries of really painful labour with clear shots of how the baby came out. Also remember to tell her (if you are her mother) how painful it is to deliver a baby and that you got pregnant after just one night.
5. Start reading and watching sex-related movies and magazines with your teen and talk about sex with them all the time. Be very, very open about sex. By the end of one day of a parent going on and on excitedly about sex, it will surely turn them off the novelty of sex altogether especially with the thought of their parents ‘doing it’ being pushed into their minds regularly. Remember to do the same when their friends come over. No, don’t talk with their friends about it but continue to talk with your teen about it LOUDLY in front of his/her friends. No self-respecting teen would ever live it down and since they are naturally rebellious, how are they going to rebel by having sex when you talk about it so much and seemingly encouraged it?
For the parents who are so uptight about sex and is searching for solutions to stop their teens from having sex, here are what you should do:
1. Lock your teen in a windowless dark room for the rest of his / her life.
2. Move your whole family to antartica; the only other possible sexual partner your teen could find there are penguins.
3. Better still, DON’T have children and you will spare yourself all the pain, heartache, waste of time and money moments…
As for teenagers out there, here are some tips on how to get your parents to see how important it is for you to indulge in such a lifestyle:
1. Be sullen all the time.
2. Slam the door when nagged.
3. Rebel. All the time.
4. Sneak out behind your parents’ back.
5. Be as promiscuous as possible WITHOUT protection.
6. Get pregnant / get someone pregnant and panic.
7. Or better still, get STD and panic even more.
8. Get an abortion and live to regret it FOR LIFE.
9. Have a shotgun wedding, have the baby and ruin your life when your spouse turned out not to be your dream partner and your marriage became a sham.
10. OR, choose to control your sexual urges for when you are older and more responsible for your own actions.
11. Otherwise, remember to USE PROTECTION. HIV is incurable and you never know where your partner has been or done it with and yes, IT WILL and CAN happen to you.
12. If all else fail, here’s a NEW term for you…COMMUNICATION. Talk to your parents.
So, there you have it. Tips for everyone from the uptight parents to the rebellious teen. If you feel offended by the post, I DON’T BLARDY CARE. If you don’t like this post, I DON’T BLARDY CARE. If you think this post is promoting promiscuity, then you are too stupid for me to bother with.
Now, teenagers, go out and get yourself infected with HIV, STDs and worst of all, pregnant!
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There is nothing new
Teenagers engage in sex
If you read about ancient stories
It happened then
So what is new here?
Asian families
Lips tight can’t explain why
The topic about sex
It isn’t something to hide
Any more in every one life
It is still hard to communicate
About sex with the children
Heck it even can’t discuss amongst married couples
Lovers and acquaintances
Something it always hides in the mind
It is best to ask 3rd party
Like doctor or councilor
In this way the bashful parents
Spare the embarrassment
Sex should be taught in schools
The MOE shouldn’t delay it any more
Give the teenagers the empirical knowledge
Of the good and bad of it
Sex with teenagers
Nothing to do with religious background
Let them have the facts and consequences
Let them make their own decisions
The best form of birth control is for women to keep their legs crossed.
And there is no such thing as rape because women can run faster with their skirt around their waist than men with their pants around their ankles.
Or can migrate to New Zealand where kiwis have sex with sheep. I think the Scots also do the same, that is why they wear kilts, so the sheep cannot hear them pull down their zippers when they approach the sheep from behind.
What can you identify a bisexual New Zealander?…
He has a ewe under one arm and a ram under the other.
Cheers
i had bunnies for pets but never seen them hump. guess they did it at night.
You actually gave very good advice here! I agree with them. I think it’s true if parents were to be more open and talk about sex with their children, it will make their children put off sex instead of encouraging it, especially when they picture their parents having sex! haha!
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caravanserai: “sex with teenagers”…that’s illegal lar unless the teen is above 16…
Engineer: the best form of birth control is to use a huge pair of shears on the ‘equipment’..
cbng: A lot of parents with teenagers also never seen them hump….see? told you teens are like rabbits.
foongpc: yep, the image of their parents having sex will gross them out no end man!