So, I wasn’t able to update this blog on Thursday and Friday due to a terrible migraine. Oh, trust me, it was VERY VERY bad. I could barely open my eyes. Could not even walk around without feeling as if my head would go ‘BOOM’ while my brain matter splatter everywhere.
I take a sip of drink. *throb. throb. throb*
I sit down. *THROB. THROB. THROB*
I lie down. *THROB. THROB. THROB*
I try to sleep it off. *THROB. THROB. THROB. THROB.*
Much as I want the throbbing to be a throbbing heart in the throes of passion 
*yeah, right* it was the painful throbbing of my head threatening to burst open like a ripe watermelon being dropped from a high place.
So, I didn’t check my emails. Heck, I didn’t even touch my laptop. I know I have loads of things to do BUT I couldn’t do anything about my bursting head. So. Imagine my surprise when I am finally well enough to switch on my laptop to check my emails and found FIVE emails from my blog hosting company guy, Bryan. And some emails from readers wondering why they can’t access my site. All telling me of some problems to my all sites due to some-techie-whatever-stuff.
Hmmm…seems like my sites must also had a migraine eh?
Oh well, thanks to Bryan, all is well again.
Now, I don’t know what happened since it’s been awhile since I last played with new scripts and plugins and whateva on this site or any of my other sites BUT if it is due to some spammer, then let me say this:
To any blardy spammer who may have caused my sites’ server to overload and almost crash:
I now CURSE you with…
50 years of itchy groin that you won’t be able to scratch
50 years of never getting a hard on ever again (if you are male)
MORE wrinkles and sagging ALL over your body that you look worse than a Shar Pei dog (if you are female)
50 years of NO SEX
50 years of REALLY, REALLY bad constipation
50 years of non-stop hiccups
50 years of blinding, throbbing, almost-bursting migraine
50 years of incurable baldness (for both male AND female)
and most of all
50 years of staying with a nagging, insufferable boor for a partner!
So there. If you mess with me or any of my sites again, for sure, you will suffer ALL of the ABOVE.
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I hate migraines! I normally don’t suffer from migraines, but there was one time last year I suddenly came down with the attack! It started with flashes of light and disturbance to my vision, followed by nausea and feelings of wanting to vomit. I thought I was going to die! Visited my doctor who told me that there’s a first time for everything! Hope that will be my first and last time! : )
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Lack of sleep
The humid weather
And the noises upstairs
You get the migraine
Maybe it is severe headache
You can’t do work
The mind isn’t flowing
It is miles away
The knocking sound
It makes you can’t hide
Too much heat in the body
The no escape air bottled in
Telling you it is time to escape
Let off work get a good rest
It happens
To many people
Chasing wealth and workaholic
This is nature way of telling
‘Know your limit
Don’t try to push it’
Not every body can make lots of money
Not every body can sleep late at night
To a certain period you can allow it
Else it is downhill pedaling
Know your limit
Know what you can do
Pressurized environment
The escape route
The body knocks you off
It is nature telling you
‘Don’t try to push it’