Yeah, sure, ISA is not meant to punish

I absolutely BELIEVE that ISA is not meant to punish at all. Of all the things, how could people actually think the government use the ISA to punish the public?

The ISA is only meant for:

Treating ‘lucky’ people to a free all-expenses paid holiday in Kamunting

In order to win that free paid holiday to Kamunting, you only need to:

1. Participate in an illegal gathering and shout anti-government sentiments (preferably anti-BN) LOUDLY and CLEARLY

2. Start a highly controversial blog and post extremely damning evidence and stuff about high profile politicians regularly, if possible daily and the politicians must be from Umno (preferably ministers).

3. Become a journalist and report the truth including real racist remarks by racist idiots.

4. Better still, join some anti-government NGOs and start issuing racist statements, anti-government statements or any anti-Umno statements.

5. Loudly question the whole stupid ridiculous Ketuanan Melayu issue and preferably in front of the authorities.

6. Question the purpose of our royal painindass rulers.

7. Become a loyal supporter of Chin Peng and starts a whole new communist regime

8. Organise a peaceful candlelight vigil against ISA and sing the national anthem and hope that it’s your ‘lucky’ day for the police to come in and take you for the paid holiday.

9. Become a victim of artful framing by certain quarters

10. Make disparaging comments against a religion (not any religion, just that one religion that has some rabid dogs religious people foaming in the mouth at the mention of the word)

Now that you know how to enter yourself in the running for the free paid holiday called ISA, have a great time while there, okay? The quality of food is not guaranteed, though.

So, don’t you agree? ISA was not meant to punish at all, it is merely there to give you free holidays!