***Disclaimer: Warning to all serious people looking for ways to earn money online or anywhere else, this is NOT a serious post***
Living in Malaysia do give us a lot of opportunities to earn money easily and by that, I don’t mean ethically, legally or guilt-freely. Still, money is money and to some people, they’d even sell their soul to the devil if it means that they could be filthy rich overnight.When we talk about money, reminds me of the song, Money, Money Money by Abba, the Mamma Mia version:
So, if you want to earn a tonne of money at the snap of a finger, here are ten things you could do:
1. Sell your loyalty – Join the Opposition party, win in a general election and then demand for money from the ruling party to jump over. Preferably RM25mil or more, then you are all set for life.
2. Become a crooked, corrupted politician – other than demanding money from the ruling party to change your loyalty, you can always use your position to your advantage and milk whatever opportunities that comes your way. A great example would be to approve multimillion dollar projects and siphon off at least 80% as ‘commissions’.
3. Become a policeman – there’s no easier way than this since all you need to do is to stand behind trees at road junctions, jump out at unsuspecting motorists and demand to ‘settle’. Each time could earn you an easy RM50 or more.
4. Install ultra clear CCTVs in hotel rooms – then keep all those clear images of couples in action. Burn hundreds of copies and sell them each at RM8 and you’d make a tidy profit anytime.
5. Alternatively, get a cheap video cam and go to secluded spots – there are always a lot of couples going at it in dark secluded not-so-public spots in bushes, behind rocks, in corners of the beach, at the park, etc so record those, replicate and sell.
6. Start preying on old women and sell them magic rocks – all you need to do is to approach them, tell them they look sickly and to gain their trust, just utter a common symptom like body aches and how it means they are going to die soon. Then introduce the magic stone and tell them that the stone cured your great grandmother and it could cure her too. Take her to the bank and tell her to give you all her life savings for the magic stone.
7. Become a fake medium – put up a great show of chanting with billowing smoke and etc, then tell the person who come to see you that they are being haunted by some evil spirit and the only way to be rid of the spirit is to pay you at least RM10,000 for you to do the difficult exocism.
8. Do it the white collar way – siphon money off your employer and if you work in a bank, even better, just literally transfer loads of money into your account and disappear before you are found out.
9. Do it the chip way – yes, no mis-spellings there. Just hijack one of those containers with microchips in it, export it and you are an instant millionaire.
10. Join Ummm…no….they have more ‘connections’ and shady deals you can ever imagine so if you are one of them, you will get your fair share of deals through connections.
There you have it, ten ways to earn money easily in Malaysia without working long hours for years and years and years. Like I said, these are not ethical or legal but hey, it is still not as bad as selling your soul for money…sort of…
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Money
The war of the soul
The downfall of many
On the wrong way to get it
Illegal ways
The seconds to millions
Shake hands money arrives
The soul is lost
The burning fire in hell
Money
O the eyes glow
Smell the glory
The dreams come true
Legally obtained
It lasts through the years
Living freely without fear
Nights no tossing on the bed
Money
The hardship for many
Do the Job way?
How many can stand the pain
When hardship rings in the air
Seeing others enjoying it
They living on the crumbs
Money isn’t the winner
In the end we all know
Selling souls for short term gain
We burn ourselves out quickly
Actually I calculated how much the policemen earn – better than me lah! Should have aimed lower when I was a kid – ie. to be a policeman! LOL!
haha! The last one is a good one! I also want to join Ummm…no but ummm…not qualified lah : )
Hey, installing CCTV in hotel rooms might be a good idea! But now they have this anti-spy camera device so too bad!
But really all the 10 ways are tried and tested, proven ways to make money…. illegally! Haha!
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Other ways of making money in Malaysia;
1.) see car accident, quickly take down car number and buy 4 digit.
2.) send out letters to help Nigerians who are having difficulties with their bank accounts.
3.) become gigolo, sell belakang like kawan Saiful
4.) make statutory declaration and disappear like our kawan Bala.
5.) become mistress to Datok Tan Sri….
6.) become toyboy to Datin…….
7.) steal luxury car BUT DON’T GET CAUGHT. They beat the shit / living daylights out of you.
8.) become ah long.
9.) become part time garbage collector during CNY and collect ang pow from every house. For those who refuse to give don’t collect their garbage for next 2 months.
10.) spike nails along expressway and wait for people to puncture tyres.
caravanserai: that’s why they always say money is the root of evil.
foongpc: aiyah, i said easy money but didn’t say legal money mah…eh, u only need to convert and potong and tukar nama then can qualify to be ummmm….no….lor…
engineer: wah, you have quite a good list too eh but number one cannot leh. the number don’t always come out wan…