Can one feel pissed off, depressed, sick to the stomach, hurt and bored all at the same time? Seems like it. And the only way out of these bunch of confusing gamut of feelings is to….
Do the blogthings!
What kind of superhero would I be?
You Would Be a Upstanding Superhero |
 You are alert and observant. You can see through people easily. You know who’s evil and who’s good. You need a lot of freedom in your life. You like to do your own thing, and you don’t fit into any normal mold. You understand people quite well and often know what others are thinking. Because of this, you can get people to do what you want. You tend to feel apart from the rest of the world. You don’t really fit in, and you don’t try to! You are a true intellectual. You are thirsty for knowledge, and you are curious about the world. |
Ah, I knew I don’t fit in. I am a misfit. AHAH. No wonder I feel as if I am surrounded by bunch of buffoons. I am a true intellectual. Ahem. Next…
What Aphrodisiac am I?
You Are Coffee |
 The sexiest thing about you is your enthusiasm and stamina. You always say “yes” to your lover and are hard to tire out. Because of your high energy level, you are best in small doses. Too much of you is too much of a good thing. You may not get tired, but you’re likely to wear your partner down. |
And to think that I don’t drink coffee. Don’t even like the taste of it. ‘Likely to wear your partner down‘ wahahahahahahahaha…that is SO hilarious. Next…
What internet slang am I?
You Are WTF? |
 As far as you’re concerned, the internet is getting weirder and weirder. And you’re the type of person who can never look away, no matter how bizarre or gross something is. No doubt about it, there are some pretty deeply disturbing people out there. And they are totally shameless! You can’t help but say, “What the f*?” There really is no other appropriate reaction. |
WTF? Damn. This quiz is SO accurate. WTF.
Would I have been a good wife in the 1930s? I sorta doubt it but lets see what the quiz say…
You Would Make an Okay 1930′s Wife |
 You have some of the attributes of an ideal 1930′s wife… but you probably didn’t intend it to be that way. You don’t buy into retro gender roles, though you do embrace your femininity at times. A 1930′s man may find you passable, but you probably wouldn’t want anything to do with him. |
WTF? This quiz thingy is darn good!
Am I a psycho ex-girlfriend? (Now, I don’t see any reason to be a real psycho to my exes when I am the one who left them!)
You Hardly Remember Your Ex |
 You’re definitely not a psycho, and you probably don’t even think of your ex often. You’ve moved on, and your life is the better for it. Just remember to remember why the two of you did break up – so you don’t fall for him again! |
Uggghh…fall for them again? No way man. Not even if I am stranded on desert island with them. Ewwwww…..
What famous pin-up am I? Hopefully not the kind that makes people puke..
You Are Brigitte Bardot |
 Naturally sensual and beautiful You’re an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere You’ve got a look that’s one of a kind |
Oooooooooo…wahahaahahahahaha…I sure turn heads alright but not for that reason at all…
Am I kinky?
You Are 65% Kinky |
 You are a very kinky person. You are completely open minded about sexuality. You’re up for something different from time to time, and you don’t have many hang ups. And while you’re not into everything, you don’t judge people who are. You figure that anything between consenting adults is fair game! |
Now, where’s my leather thong and whip?
What should I nickname my boobs?
You Should Call Your Boobs “Homer & Marge” |
 Sexy! |
Urgh. No thanks. And I don’t even like the Simpsons.
Do I have a dirty mind? (considering I did all those ‘dirty’ quizzes above…might as well take this one, right?)
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated |
 Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You’re naughty, but not trashy. You don’t shy away from a dirty joke, and you’re clearly not a prude. |
Aw, crap. Only PG-13?????? And I thought this quiz thingy is supposed to be accurate. Ceh.
How happy am I, really? Right this moment, NOT REALLY.
You Are Really Not Happy |
 You may have noticed that things aren’t going too well for you lately. Your life never used to be like this, but it seems like happiness is slipping away from you. You definitely need a change, because whatever you have going on isn’t working. It’s time for you to shake things up – even if it means totally changing your life path. |
You think so, O-wise-blogthing-quiz? Oh well, I do feel like crap now. What I REALLY need is a gallon of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream with loads of chocolate fudge and chocolate chips. Nothing that chocolate and ice cream can’t cure.
So, am I depressed? Let’s ask the great blogthing quiz, shall we?
Your Depression Level: 76% |
 You seem to have moderate depression. Your symptoms are bad enough that they’re effecting your everyday life. You would benefit greatly from professional help. |
I need professional help? Hmmm…but I am already a professional…nutcase! Why the heck do I need a professional to teach me to be a nutcase?
So, what emoticon best represent me now?
Your Emoticon is Sad |
 You’re feeling a tad depressed right now. It will likely pass soon, but for now, you need some major cheering up! |
Darn right. So, who’s gonna cheer me up? Anyone? Sigh. It figures. Nobody cares. Not that I care that nobody cares. Not that you’d care that I don’t care that nobody cares. Not that I care that you’d care that I don’t care that nobody cares. Not that…err…you get the drift.
Let’s look at my quick and dirty career test? Heck, I may need a new career.
Your Career Personality: Empathetic, Loyal, and People-Oriented |
 Your Ideal Careers: Chef Corporate trainer Designer Events Coordinator Librarian Politician Psychologist Small Business Owner Social Worker Teacher |
Wahahahah…See? I don’t need professional help. I can be my own psychologist. HAH. Hey, waitaminute. Politician? POLITICIAN???? WTF??!!!!???!! NEVER. I say. NEVER.
Now, the very, very last quiz. I promise. This is absolutely the last one to bore you to tears with…
What kind of blogger am I?
You Are a Pundit Blogger! |
 Your blog is smart, insightful, and always a quality read. You’re up on the latest news, and you have an interesting spin on things. Of all the blogging types, you put the most thought and effort into your blog. Truly appreciated by many, surpassed by only a few |
Oooo…really? truly? Hmmm…those who truly, really, seriously appreciate this wacky, silly blog of mine, raise your hand. Yep. It figures. Them blogthings quizzes are nothing but out to give me delusions of grandeur about this blog.
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The signs of feeling
It shows a person is alive
Don’t you want it?
Every mood changes
Into the ticking time
Quizzes, anecdotes and questions
It blurs the mind upsetting equilibrium
When you think it is right
It turns out wrong
You feel the world is unfair
What you want to be
You make it happens
Nothing to do with what others think
You make it your own
The colorful life
The nuances and ripples flow
Blending it silently
Hot cold breezy or warm
It makes one’s journey worthwhile
After the Superhero conference in Hollywood all the Superheroes returned to their hotel rooms for the night. Just before going to bed Superman decided to practised his x-ray vision and looked into the next room.
He saw Wonder Woman wriggling in her bed in an orgasmic estascy. Superman cannot control himself and went crashing through the wall on top of Wonder Woman.
You should hear Invisible Man curse when Superman landed on top of him!!!!! Hehehehe
One more joke…..If the answer is Cock-Robin, what was the question?
“What’s that up my bum, Batman?”
Incidently Cock Robin is the name of a bird. So the question could have been something else.
One more…..If you want to look for a Super Hero name for yourself here are a few example tips.
Don’t call yourself “Invisible Boy” if you are not Invisible.
Don’t call yourself “Invisible Girls” if you are a girl.
Don’t call yourself “Invisible Woman” even if you feel that you are really a woman trapped inside a man’s body !!!
Caravanserai: oh well. it is life’s benders that we sometimes complain no end about but still take it in our stride. Don’t we?
Engineer: The question should be: ‘Do you agree that we name our kid after what made me fell in love with you and me?’ (So said Robin to his gay lover)
Darn, then I can forget about calling myself the ‘invisible man’ even if I feel that I am really a man trapped inside a woman’s body? Hmmm…I think I am gay. I only seem to like men.