I have devised an evil plan that will make me rich beyond my wildest dreams…bwahahahahahaha…. I am going to apply for copyright, trademark and register the word ‘God‘ and demand for royalties from anyone who uses it. If not, I will sue their underwear or panties off ‘em. 
Do you know that the word ‘God‘ is one of the most used words in this world? Just think about it.
Someone sneezes, people say: ‘God bless you’
Someone fell down, other people gasp: ‘Oh my God‘!’
Someone says something blasphemous, the response could be: ‘God forbid’
People who goes to church says this: ‘Dear God, please….’
People who don’t go to church says this: ‘God dammit’
People who likes some variation in a curse, says ‘God damn you’
Some surprised people tends to exclaim: ‘Good God, WTF!’
People people tend to swear even more colourfully: ‘Dear God in the heavens, WTF you did that for?’
Here’s another not-so-saintly use of the word: ‘FFS, by the Mother of God, I will….’
Or when one is down and out, one begs: ‘Oh God, please, spare me,’
SO.
See? I could be fabulously, absolutely filthy rich. Richer than Bill Gates and his stupid Windows software.
No need to ban people from using the word ‘God’. All I need to do is to copyright, trademark and register it and then encourage everyone to use it more often and charge them RM1 for each usage. That’s very reasonable, no?
Now, lemme go fill in the documents to copyright, trademark and register the word so soon, it won’t just be ‘God’ but:
GOD™®
© Foong Speaks Her Mind
Wakakakakakakakakaka….
Note to religious fanatics: You don’t blardy own the word God so eff off if this post offends your sensitivities.
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I think your idea is really hilarious!
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