If we read the news occassionally, you will definitely have come acrossed the word ‘conspiracy’ and how it’s been used in the political world. I won’t even go into lengths of how one claims everything happens because of some deep dark conspiracy.
Well, I do know of one big huge conspiracy. It’s called the conspiracy conspiracy. Confused? Don’t be. You see, there’s this huge conspiracy that there’s a conspiracy on everything. From religion to Diana’s death to some inane thing like fake mayonnaise. Think about it. We have been duped.
There is big huge conspiracy about all the conspiracies in this world.
This is how the conspiracy works:
1. Makes you think about the great conspiracy behind Jesus Christ in Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code
2. Makes you think about the great Roswell alien conspiracy. (You’ve never heard of Roswell and aliens there? Where have you been? Mars?)
3. Makes you think about conspiracy surrounding Princess Diana’s death.
4. Makes you think about the countless Umno conspiracies. (I don’t know which one, there are just too many to list out.)
5. Makes you think about the PKR, DAP, PAS, PR conspiracies. (these are just starting to mushroom too, just keep your eyes peeled to read more about it)
6. Makes you think about the scandals cum conspiracies in Gerakan, MCA and other BN parties.
7. Makes you think about the fast food conspiracy to make you eat fast food every day with their relentless advertising. Think 5.95 and what do you get?
8. Makes you think of the blogging conspiracies where one blogger goes up against another because of another conspiracy going on.
9. Makes you think of a conspiracy for all famous people, be they artistes or politicians, to have scandalous sex tapes or pictures somewhere waiting to burst out into the open.
10. Makes you think that there is a conspiracy of different races attacking each other because of difference in opinions and nothing else.
So, yes. There is one big huge conspiracy to convince us of all these conspiracies and more of others than I could list here.
Psssst…I think it’s a conspiracy to make us all fat with the invention of ice creams, chocolates, and oh-so-delicious foods as opposed to mostly bland, boring and plain healthy food. But don’t tell anyone. They may kill me if they know I am in on their deep dark conspiracy conspiracy.
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