Malaysia is on the map alright!

Reading the news these days, regardless of whether it is the MSM or the online news, one can not help but be impressed by how absolutely wonderful our country Malaysia is!

First, it seems that it is illegal to wear black.

Then, it is illegal to have PEACEFUL candlelight vigils.

It looks like putting up a canopy is illegal.

If you want to fast for a cause, it is also illegal.

And if you happen to walk to the High Court together to file a suit, it is also illegal.

Before soon, everything that has nothing to do with the BullshitNumbskulls will be illegal. So please be careful.

It can soon be illegal for you:

1. To go to the toilet with your friends(as most women do that for safety’s sake especially in public areas) as it can be considered as illegal assembly

2. Gossip with your friends about anything as it could be considered as seditious

3. Blog about current events as it could be punishable by ISA

4. Sneeze aloud in public, especially in front of any of the BullshitNumbskulls, as it could be considered as insulting them and uttering seditious remarks

5. Stand under a tree as it can also be considered as an action to organise a demonstration

6. Swear in public or privately as it can be considered as seditious and inciting hatred

7. Read foreign magazines like National Georgrahic or Times as these are full of pornographic material that could corrupt the mind (that’s what the censors think now…)

8. Say anything negative about the BrainlessNumbskulls as this is highly seditious

9. Sending lame SMS jokes as these are highly seditious

10. Hang out with your friends in public places or even at home as this is considered illegal assembly

That’s not all.

Students who scored excellent results apparently do not meet the criteria for the JPA scholarships and to make it seem more ‘fair’ to all, students will not be allowed to sit for too many subjects in the SPM. Of all the hare-brained hogwash crap I’ve ever heard….

Now, I don’t fully agree to kiasu-ism where students take on a million subjects to get a million As but to limit them from taking as many subjects as they want just so that the JPA scholarship process could be fairer???

WTF?

So, I take it that it probably means that if you have say, 20 As, it is over the limit so JPA can’t give you the scholarship. They have to give it to the fella with 7As instead because he didn’t take as many subjects. Never mind that he had two Cs or even an F. It is important that he did not take too many subjects, not like the fella with the 20 straight As.

But then it is widespread knowledge that the JPA scholarship is not given based on merit. There is no merit system in Malaysia. Period. There was none in the local universities, there was none in the civil service and sure as heck, there was none in the JPA scholarship process. I mean, why must they reward people based on performance?

That is just so outdated. The Malaysia Boleh way is to reward people based on their own skewed judgments. Perhaps they like a certain person’s face. Or his family background. Or maybe they have some Ummm No connections. Who knows eh?

So, yep. Malaysia is indeed an absolutely wonderful country and definitely on the map for it’s extreme Boleh-ism.

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