On the positive side of hot, humid, sweaty days…

So, everyone has been complaining of the lousy hot and humid weather *okay, I can’t speak for everyone but I have been complaining* nowadays. However, after thinking long and hard about it, I find that there is a good side to it after all…

When you are hot and sweaty….

• You can say you ARE hot…e.g. “I am HOT” and people won’t think you are so thick-skinned to think you are really that hot (you know, hot as in sexy, sizzling hot and not sweaty, warm hot)
  
• You don’t need special effects to have that shiny, wet look on your hair and body because your sweat does all the work for you already and you are on the way to look like one of those shiny, wet models in swimwear…
  
• You can organise a wet t-shirt competition as an excuse to cool down (if you are a guy, loads of wonderful ‘views’ for you and if you are a girl, loads of wonderful attention…)
• You can go on public transportation and people will avoid you because all the sweat means only one thing: BODY ODOUR
• You can beat any long queues with the same tactic, just lift your arms and let the ‘aroma’ flow and people will immediately give you their place…just remember to stay away from all those deodorant
• You don’t need to spend money to go to a spa with sauna…just leave your car outside for a few hours and then hop in and enjoy your own free sauna
• You can water your plants with your sweat…just dab the sweat with a hankie and then wring it to water the plants. So, you save water.

So, you see…having hot, sweaty days aren’t all that bad at all. You only need to look on the bright side of it!

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