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This is a very powerful blog, no, really..

I just noticed something.

Everytime I write about the hot, humid weather, it will rain. In my previous post, I complained about the hot weather and then it rained.

Just this morning I wrote another post on hot, sweaty, humid weather and now it’s pouring complete with thunder and strong wind.

:devilgrin:

So, I have deduced that this blog has the power to change the weather…if I complained about the hot, humid weather, it will rain! Ooooo…this means I can control the weather…bwahahahahaahahahahaaha….

Although I’d prefer other special powers like turning stones into pure gold or turning paper into money…but heck, controlling weather…I guess we can’t choose the powers we get, eh?

Hmmm…I wonder if I complained enough about the stupid ridiculous government  we have and it’d mean we’d get a smarter, intelligent government soon?

O, powerful, blog! Before you grant my wish for a more intelligent government, can I please have RM1mil first? Pretty please? Pretty, pretty, please? I promise I’d update this blog all the time. I promise I will use the money to put this blog in an exclusive VPS for a more comfortable..err..hosting…And also, I wouldn’t mind you granting me like a million more wishes so that I could wish for….

*pinches self to wake self up from ridiculous daydreaming*

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    1 comment to This is a very powerful blog, no, really..

    • caravanserai

      Powerful witch-craft
      In the high rise building
      Summoning the lord of the rain
      Pouring it out from heavens

      The messages silently travel
      Into the eyes of the angel
      Bringing it to the Board
      It seems right let it rain

      Hot sweaty weather
      Half naked people
      On the beach
      In the homes
      Sorry no CCTV

      The hot dreams
      The way eyes can see
      On the beach island
      No ticket to purchase

      Millions stars
      The dreams seem alive
      The wishes of many
      They have to act on it
      Otherwise it is just that
      Life of dreams