I’ve heard of cheating spouses and cheating boyfriends from friends, relatives and read about it in news. Even saw it in the movies. So, what do the cheated spouse often do? They:
1. ask for a divorce
2. pretended it was all okay as long as the spouse do not leave them
3. forgave the cheating spouse and start over in hopes that it won’t happen again
Well, I think that is just way TOO boring a way to deal with cheating spouses. I mean, come on. Your husband broke your trust, crushed your heart, destroyed your family and caused much emotional pain to you and your children because he decided to listen to his tiny brain in his groin. And you are just going to let him get away with it easily?
No way.
REVENGE is always SWEET when it comes to getting even against a cheating husband / boyfriend / partner/ whatever.
I mean. Come on. Just watch the ‘Butterfly on a Wheel’ movie (starring the gorgeous Pierce Brosnan…ahhh..sigh) for some inspiration.
Anyway, I’ve thought about it and if my husband dared to even think of cheating on me, I have come up with a list of things I’d do to get even.
1. Immediately withdraw ALL the money from our joint account and deposit it into my personal account.
2. Go on a shopping spree using the supplementary cards he gave me and max every single one of it out.
3. Use the scissors to destroy all of his favourite, branded, expensive clothes or better still, take it all and donate it to Salvation Army.
4. Slash all four tyres of his car, smash the windscreen and spray the words ‘JERK’ and ‘CHEATER’ on the bonnet, doors, everywhere of the car.
5. ‘Accidentally’ drop his expensive new laptop (or whatever new expensive gadget he thoroughly favored and loved)…..from the 15th floor of a building
6. Take videos of him in the toilet and post it on youtube with the title ‘Cheater at it’ and then forward it to everyone who knows him.
7. Gather evidence of him goofing off from work and then report him to his company with proof such as videos and photographs.
8. Prepare an absolutely wonderful meal just for him and lace it with plenty of laxatives…but before this, make sure the food is served at a picnic spot where the nearest toilet is miles away.
9. Stuff leftover uncooked shrimp shells into his shoes and in a hidden compartment in his car.
10. Finally, before I kick him out of the house, give him a very good, hard kick in the groin, preferably wearing steel-toed boots.
There. Much more fun and therapeutic than asking for a divorce, don’t you think? And although some men do repent after they strayed once and not do it again, we will never know. The trust is broken and it is not something all that easy to forgive and forget.
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u think we are stupid…! once any of these happened…all system down !
Once a cheat
It will be very hard to stop it
A person may want to do all over again
One time, second time or third time
Crying all the way
Emotional drain teary eyes
Asking for forgiveness
“Give me a second chance”
Like the guy in PJ
Under the hot sun pleading
For his wife to forgive him
He already knew the consequences
Pack his bag and goes his way
“Hit the road Jack
There is nothing much you could do”
Some women are forgiving
Believing the road to happiness
The stray guys let them have a chance
To foster marriage relationships
In it there is wealth and properties
Millions worth of it………
So they close one eye
When marriage is sealed
There is no playing around
The days of those times over
Now the time to lay the foundation
Of a good marriage and life beyond