The meaning of love

Many people are always in search of the meaning of love and are often confused over what it all means. Here, let me enlighten you a bit on the real meaning of love…

Love is:

1. Silly – because you always end up doing silly things in the name of love

2. Stupid – because you act like a stupid buffoon when supposedly in love

3. Blind – because you tend to fall in love with idiots and not know it

4. Ridiculous – because you will do anything ridiculous in the name of love

5. Expensive – because you will hand over your fortune to the person you love

6. Lust – because all you seem to want to do is to hump like bunnies

7. Jealousy – because you want to tear out the eyes and limbs of whoever dared to even sweep a glance at your beloved

8. Revolting – because you are so mushy, lovey-dovey that it is absolutely revolting to those around you

9. Stalking material – because you end up stalking the love of your life, if it is unrequited

10. Criminal – because you’d end up kidnapping the person you ‘love’ to make him/her love you…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Hey, this is a sarcasm blog, not some mushy, lovey-dovey, sweet blog singing praises about love. If you are looking for the finer, more meaningful..err..meaning of love, go elsewhere.

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