You know you are getting old...

When…

1. You couldn’t find your car because you can’t remember where you parked it

2.  The baby (a relative’s child or a friend’s child) you used to croon over is now attending college

3. You get invited to your friend’s children’s graduation parties

4. You are now officially ‘mak cik’ / auntie / ‘pak cik’ / uncle or worse, ah poh / ah pek.

5. It is easier and faster to pull out the black hair than the white ones

6. Your whole body, especially your skin, is now suddenly susceptible to gravity

7. What’s supposed to be soft is now hard and what’s supposed to be hard is now soft.

8. No amount of SKII or any miracle lotion can erase all those lines and grooves that suddenly appears on your face, body…everywhere!

9. You are introduced to liver spots!

10. You go around telling young people “listen to me because I’ve eaten more salt than you eat rice”.

Me? I’m still young. Why, I just turned 18 yesterday. Bwahahahahahahaha…

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