Foong Speaks Her Mind

About life tinged with sarcasm

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    Foong is a wife/mother/daughter/sister/bitch blogging from Penang on events, happenings, some reviews of things, food and places, sarcasm and personal rants in this blog.

    She also blogs at her Penang blog, Penang News and Views.

    And she blogs about food and cooking at The Food Site.

    She is doing this merely to vent and to inform. She does not serve any political party, does not have any political agenda and most importantly does not do this for anyone but herself.

    What she blogged about may or may not concern you but if you don’t like it here, you are free to use the mouse to click on the tiny red box on the top right hand corner with an X in it.

    Q: Who is Foong?

    A: A woman, a mother, a wife, a daughter, a sister, a friend, an enemy, a blogger and an alien lifeform from Planet Bitch.

    Q: Where is Foong?

    A: DUH! Please read from the beginning.

    Q: How to contact Foong?

    A: Creativity will get you anywhere. If all else failed and it is a matter of life and death, you don’t have to email me cause I am not a doctor/police/fireman/rescuer/superhero who can save your life. Finally, if you really do need to contact me about something important, like you have RM10mil and you need to give me some of it to spend, you can try sending emails to Penangviews at gmail dot com.

    You can access Foong’s not-so-bitchy blog here: Penang Views and News

    You can find Foong’s food blog here: The Food Site


    Additional Qs and As:

    1. Who are you?

    I am a fat bitch who is inclined to bitch about anyone, anything and everything that crosses my path in this blog. And yes, that includes you!

    2. Why are you doing this?

    Don’t you know how to read? I just said I am a bitch who rants in a blog. Period. If you still don’t understand, then there is no hope for you.

    3. What is your blog about?

    Why don’t you figure it out yourself?

    4. Why are you so mean?

    How many times must I repeat that I am a bitch? Can’t you get that into that thick head of yours?

    5. What about the other blogs, you don’t sound like a bitch there…?

    Haih, don’t you understand plain English? I rant here in this blog, thus, I am allowed to be a real bitch if I want to but my other blogs, Penang Views and News and The Food Site, are more informative blogs compared to this one.

    6. So, you mean you just complain about other people here?

    Hey, you want to read something deep and meaningful, don’t let me stop you. Go somewhere else!

    7. Who are you actually?

    An alien lifeform from Planet Bitch whose main purpose in life is to bitch about everyone and everything as publicly as possible.

    8. Can I email you?

    Whatever for? If you feel so inclined, go ahead. Gmail is a free service to all with ample space but that doesn’t mean I will reply or even acknowledge any emails sent to me.

    9. If you are such a bitch, how come you still have nice posts and informative posts here?

    That’s because I am sometimes overtaken by my evil angelic imaginary twin who insists on being all nice and goodie-two-shoes.

    Final notes:

    I do not work for you.

    I don’t owe you anything.

    I blog for myself and myself only.

    Accept this or get lost.

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