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    Sweaty night at 2am full of kneading and rolling

    29 Aug 2008

    It is an eerily quiet night.
    The Hungry Ghost month is almost over.
    The Mooncake Festival is about to take over soon.
    Having waited 10 hours to set aside the syrup, alkaline water and then dough, I finally started the kneading and rolling and filling. The night is stuffy, so much so, I am sweating buckets just kneading [...]

    Pay to be tortured

    21 Aug 2008

    I have a very high pain threshold. Really. Labour pain was a breeze to me.
    Okay, okay, so it wasn’t exactly pain-free and I did give in and took a shot and even accepted the gas thingy but I did not take an epidural.
    Anyway this post is not about labour pain. It’s about the other type [...]

    It’s true, men are only after one thing

    19 Aug 2008

    And one thing only. At least, one thing at a time. Except for thoughts of doing it with twins and having threesomes and orgees and menage a trois.
    During his teenage years, he will be hornee as ever and will hump anything in skirts (or pants, whichever his sexual orientation) if given the opportunity, much like [...]

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