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    Witty comebacks to annoying jerks

    27 Jun 2008

    Don’t you just hate it when jerks come up to you with snide, unwanted sexist comments or worse, ultra lame pick-up lines?
    Well, you don’t have to simmer in silence as you have every right to give it back to them, tenfold! Here is a list of ten witty comebacks to annoying jerks:
    Jerk: How about a [...]

    I told you so

    26 May 2008

    Don’t you just hate it when some snooty overbearing jerk revels in any of your failures or mis-steps or mistakes with an ‘I told you so’ accompanied with an all-knowing smirk that you wished you could wipe off the snooty face?
    Well, jerks like this tend to thrive on others’ fall or mistakes and simply loved [...]

    Rude Replies for Nosy Questions

    20 Apr 2008

    Although I am very much a family person, my feelings are only confined to my immediate family. I don’t care about anyone else who are distantly, remotely related in any way. It is damn excruciating and very torturous to endure boring dinner parties / birthday parties / festival gatherings being stuck with these people.
    It is [...]

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