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Witty comebacks to people who drop names

In my line of work, I do come across quite a lot of annoying, irritating bitches whom I’d love to slap upside down but I couldn’t. I had to plaster a fake smile and bear it. It is often that during times like this that I start formulating witty comebacks which I could have used [...]

Witty comebacks to annoying jerks

Don’t you just hate it when jerks come up to you with snide, unwanted sexist comments or worse, ultra lame pick-up lines?
Well, you don’t have to simmer in silence as you have every right to give it back to them, tenfold! Here is a list of ten witty comebacks to annoying jerks:
Jerk: How about a [...]

I told you so

Don’t you just hate it when some snooty overbearing jerk revels in any of your failures or mis-steps or mistakes with an ‘I told you so’ accompanied with an all-knowing smirk that you wished you could wipe off the snooty face?
Well, jerks like this tend to thrive on others’ fall or mistakes and simply loved [...]

Rude Replies for Nosy Questions

Although I am very much a family person, my feelings are only confined to my immediate family. I don’t care about anyone else who are distantly, remotely related in any way. It is damn excruciating and very torturous to endure boring dinner parties / birthday parties / festival gatherings being stuck with these people.
It is [...]

Top Ten Excuses 2

I always kena teruk when I got into work late mostly due to oversleeping..heh…but of course the boss does not need to know that!
So, to explain my lateness, these are what I came up with:
1. Very bad traffic jam
(use camera phone to back you up, all you need to do is
to snap pix during red [...]