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How to handle morning sickness

Easy.
USE CONTRACEPTIVES, DON’T GET PREGNANT.

Heheheheh…okay, okay, okay, let’s get serious…well, as serious as I hope to be in my current silly crazy insane mode.  Oh, waitaminute, I’ve always been a bit crazy….
Anyway, I’ve been having terrible, terrible bouts of morning sickness. Ermmm..let me rephrase that. I’ve been having horrible, terrible, disturbingly [...]

May 26th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Category: Humour, Parenting | 6 comments

Reading the news makes me fat

I am not only talking about the MSM. I am referring to all news from all channels, TV, radio, online, newspapers, the whole media whatever.
It is always doom and gloom. Death, suffering, sickness (of the mind!), disasters, senseless violence, power-crazed political idiots, nonsensical rubbish from not too bright individuals and the unavoidable natural disasters.
Heck, I [...]

May 28th, 2008 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Current Events, Humour, Just life | 4 comments

Having a big butt is good for you!

I have always had what most people would call ‘child-bearing hips’ or in straight layman’s terms, a big huge butt.
I had tried various means to…errr…reduce the size but to no avail. I am destined to have big child bearing hips.
So, when I come across this news, I was ecstatic.
Seems like having a big butt or [...]

May 22nd, 2008 | Tags: , , , , | Category: Uncharacteristic Rave | 5 comments

A sexy body is all yours…

for only RM1,888 !
If you see this and have at least a modicum of self preservation and dignity, RUN ! We are being attacked by the commercialisation of fat-busting regimes!
Often, these catchy and oh-so-tempting one-liners such as ‘Lose the extra bulges for only….’ are just lures to empty your pockets for half-baked slimming [...]

April 16th, 2008 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Sarky Bitching | Comments are closed