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Yoga made the headlines locally for all the wrong reasons but then I don’t blame these religious groups. People often tend to fear what they do not understand or simply what they perceive to be ‘against their religion’.

Now, I don’t care about who is going to ban yoga for which group, as long as I am not banned from my own right to exercise whichever way I want. They can blardy well ban sex in bed for their people for all I care.

However, I wish to list here some of the facts about yoga so that all this confusion about the so-called religious aspects of yoga (or the non-existence of it) can be made clear to whomever is interested.

There are 8 limbs to yoga and of these eight, what was most popular amongst movie stars, fitness studios and Gabrielle of Desperate Housewives is only the physical aspect of yoga,  Asana (yoga postures).

Now, in my experience, all fitness studios mainly have Hatha Yoga (the physical part of yoga by practicising the asanas) classes and I have attended many of these classes. So many, I lost count.

I even have Hatha Yoga books and VCDs at home. And let me make it VERY CLEAR, none of it involve any religious incantations at all. Not even one.

All of it was sweaty, panting and bending and stretching and yes, breathing.  In yoga, breathing is very important so that you will be able to use your breath and expand your lungs while exercising.

Here are some of the basic postures of yoga:

Basic yoga postures

Basic yoga postures

These do not involve meditation of any sort. Instead, it is to help stretch out your limbs for flexibility and also for balance. The Triangle is especially good to reduce the inches on your waist (trust me, the stretching does lengthen your torso muscles and give you a slimmer waist!).

The Tree is a posture to help you in your balance while the half Lotus is to stretch the joints on your knees. Cobra is to stretch your lower back and open up your chest.

Do these even sound religious to you?

Well, it isn’t to me. Hatha Yoga and the practice of Asanas is just another form of exercise for me. In fact, I’d say it is almost similar to Pilates (yep, another stretching type of exercise) but I am sure nobody would say that Pilates is religious, would they?

So, not all yoga practise is based on meditation and chanting.

Well, I am glad that there are people of more SANE mind who thinks that yoga is just another form of exercise…it is also interesting to note that orthodox Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia and UAE are NOT banning yoga…

SINGAPORE, Nov 9 - A Muslim cleric in Malaysia has called on Muslims to stop doing yoga exercises, but some religious experts in Singapore do not share that sentiment.

They are largely of the opinion that yoga is harmless as long as its spiritual aspects are not practised.

Professor Zakaria Stapa, a lecturer at University Kebangsaan Malaysia”s faculty of Islamic studies, said recently that yoga is based on Hindu elements and could affect the faith of Muslims practising it.

That sparked a nationwide debate and the Malaysian National Fatwa Council may issue a fatwa, or decree, on yoga soon.

The country seems to be alone in its concern.

Yoga centres are flourishing in more orthodox Muslim countries such as Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.

In Iran, yoga is so popular that there are classes for children.

In Singapore, Mr Mohammad Yusri Yubhi Md Yusoff, 33, executive imam of Al-Falah mosque, said: “Yoga may have its roots in Hinduism. But if you take away the meditation and other spiritual aspects, it becomes just another form of exercise.”

Veteran religious expert Pasuni Maulan, 64, agreed. The former registrar of Muslim marriages said spiritual elements in exercises are not exclusive to yoga. Silat, which has its roots in Malay culture, can sometimes involve hailing spirits, a practice not allowed in Islam.

“Those who are not sure about what is allowed may want to do other exercises,” he suggested.

As a rule of thumb, avoid the spiritual forms of exercises and embrace only the physical aspects, said religious teacher and counsellor Abdul Manaf Rahmat, 50.

Teacher Hafiza Yahya, 26, who studied yoga through books five years ago, has been doing just that.

“In classes, instructors may ask you to say Hindu incantations. I simply did the exercises without all that,” said the mother of two, who shed more than 30kg through yoga after each pregnancy. She now weighs a trim 46kg. - Straits Times Singapore

Ahh…this is what I call Malaysia Boleh.

Hmmm…all this yoga talk has reminded me. I’ve not practiced yoga for ages…hehehehe…

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Sometimes we go through life in a rush and forget about all the little things that we should find enjoyment in. In our rush to find fame and fortune, sometimes we overlook simple little things we should appreciate and enjoy while we are still alive. At least while we still have the eyes to see, ears to listen, heart to feel, fingers to touch, nose to smell and mouth to taste.

As a reminder to all of you out there…do remember to… (in no particular order)

Enjoy the sunset

Enjoy the sunset

Because when it is the end of the day, it is also the start of a beautiful night and a new beginning for another fresh new day.

Great friends who stick by you

Great friends who stick by you - pix courtesy of adpixstudio.com

There are always there for you to lean on and they provide you the sympathetic shoulder to lean on when you needed it most. A true friend is one who does not expect anything back in return from you. So, if someone who purportedly pretended to be your friend but expects you to do something for him/her in return, you know what to do..

Just 'shoot' the fakes and get rid of them from your lives

Just 'shoot' the fakes and get rid of them from your lives

In the meantime, have you ever thought of looking for adventure, fun, romance, entertainment, ideas, inspiration, etc from…

Books

Books

Yep. Nothing like curling up on the sofa with a good book for some relaxing ‘you’ time. Reading is really great for relaxation and if you can’t afford a holiday, read a book and escape this world entirely into the author’s world! Don’t know what book to read? Here’s my list of recommended books: Foong’s Reads.

Not forgetting…

Flowers and...

Flowers...

Roses

Roses

Nature

Nature

That’s why they have this phrase ‘Stop and smell the roses’ to tell you to slow down in life and take time to note the seemingly unimportant things in life which are actually more important than you thought!

Even these human’s creations…

Chocolate

Chocolate

Musical on ice

Musical on ice

Man-made lagoon (at South Bank Parklands, Brisbane)

Man-made lagoon (at South Bank Parklands, Brisbane)

Could never compare to the wondrous, miracle that is…

The beginning of life

The beginning of life

So, remember. We all started the same way. We all only belong to ONE BIG RACE = HUMAN RACE.  Live your life out as a human being first and foremost and though there are a lot of

Fireworks

Fireworks

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So, once again, enjoy…

Beautiful things in life

The beautiful things in life

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