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The meaning of hand gestures

It would appear that some people do not know what certain hand gestures mean. It is one thing not being able to read body language since it requires a certain amount of skills such as intelligence and powers of observations but hand gestures?
Looks like somebody thinks a rude hand gesture is not obscene and could [...]

A tale of sodomee and the one who knows nothing

Another unauthorised, unproven, unreal, unwanted
uncensored, unpredictable, unbelievable version
of the tales from Bodohland
(A parody – again not found in Malaysiakini)
It was the best of times and the worst of times over at a tiny tropical country known as Bodohland to some or Lalaland to others. It was a time where the bests were built, in the [...]

The totally unauthorised version of the ‘famous’ statutory declaration

The Unauthorised, Uncut, Unknown, Unexpected, Unreal, Uneverything, Unliwat, Undone, Unjustified, Unproven
Sextatutory Declaration (not found in Malaysiakini)
A parody
I, Ballessaywantinthenanoter Patetikloser, do solemnly and sincerely declare as follows:
I have been a pariah officer with the Really Moronic People Farker having joined as a conman in 1981. I was subsequently promoted to the rank of lansi conman and [...]

Witty comebacks to annoying jerks

Don’t you just hate it when jerks come up to you with snide, unwanted sexist comments or worse, ultra lame pick-up lines?
Well, you don’t have to simmer in silence as you have every right to give it back to them, tenfold! Here is a list of ten witty comebacks to annoying jerks:
Jerk: How about a [...]

Sarcasm, sarky and snarky

There are some people who doesn’t know sarcasm even when it comes up to them, spits in their faces and hits them on their head. So, I am doing a community service in this post to educate these people.
Here are the definitions of sarcasm, sarky and snarky:
sar·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh [...]